It's Time to Check on Your Jewish Friends

Hey you!

It's time to check on your Jewish friends! 

(If you haven't done so already).

No.

No.

No.

NOT to make sure they're okay.

You need to check on your Jewish friends to make sure

A) They're not Zionists

B) They didn't post anything about October 7 (Unless it was to glorify the glorious resistance)

C) They're not Israeli

D) They don't watch The Last of Us and have denounced it as Zionist propaganda. 

E)  They hate Gal Gadot and feel absolutely nauseated whenever they see her face or hear her voice. 

F) They have at least twice made it known that they believe Palestinian Lives Matter....More than Israeli ones. 

Much more than Israeli ones.

In fact, if they don't believe that even the lives of hungry, flesh eating, undead matter more than the lives of Israelis...run as far away from them as possible.

Helpful Note: Hierarchy of Lives Mattering in order of most-mattering to least:

Palestinians

All other Humans

Most Other Animals

Fleas and Mosquitos

Slow Zombies

Fast Zombies

Israelis and/or Zionists 

If your Jewish friend has given any evidence of believing Israeli lives matter...even to a tiny degree, drop them. 

If you don't drop them, this makes you Zionist-by-Proxy.

G) They don't follow any Palestinian traitors on Instagram or Facebook.  

Or Tik Tok!!

Traitor=anyone who has expressed sorrow or condolences about Israeli deaths and/or condemned the glorious Hamas freedom fighters.  

A horrific example of this is:.He-who-must-not-be-named

I) They understand that Jews are Indigenous to Poland and that Israel participating in Eurovision proves this. 

If they bring up Australia, spit in their face. 

Also: Ask them. "Why are you talking about Australia when children in Palestine are suffering? How can you be so cold-hearted?"

J) At least once a week they comment on a post regarding Judaism, Israel, or Palestine, with the phrase "As a Jew"... 

Most Acceptable continuations of the comment: "I understand Zionism is the main cause of antisemitism" or "I am tired of seeing my fellow Jews weaponizing antisemitism" or "I am heartbroken to see Jews turn into Nazis" or "The biggest threat to the Jewish people is Israel". 

K) They don't follow any of the following evil Zionist accounts: Hen Mazzig, ChrisCaresNone, NovaPeris, Ritchie Torres, Danielle Solzman, Tara Strong, Political Jew, Matthew Nouriel, Biggah, Lani Apo, Shai Davidai, That Semite, Amelia Adams, Zioness, Holyland Speaks

Unfortunately, there are hoards more of these Zionist Monsters. I don't have time to list all of them, so you will have to take the time and effort to do your own research.

But do make sure you comb through your Jew's social medias very carefully. To not do so is a crime against humanity.

L) They use the watermelon or Palestinian Flag emoji at least four times a day. 

That is the end of my list for now. 

Please heed my words carefully.

If it ends up you have HAD the wrong kind of Jewish friends, I pity you. But you will be forgiven. We all make mistakes.

Be aware, though, that if you remain friends, or even acquaintances, with a Zionist Jew you are complicit in genocide, apartheid, and generalized pure-evil.  

There is nothing you can do to completely clean your soul.

The damage is done.