A Morbid Post

This is probably somewhat silly for me to write because, as far as I know, I'm not dying.

Also, if I do happen to die, I don't know if anyone pertinent will read this before disposing of my body.

Thirdly, is it kind of silly to worry about what's going to be happening after you're dead?  Like I'm not going to be there, so why should I care?  Even if there is an afterlife, I'll probably be busy settling in and not so worried about what's going down below.  

No. I probably will be worried about those I left behind. 

I bet, though, that there are rules about being too preoccupied with it. You probably get demerits or something.  

BUT.....

Right now I'm of the living, and I have very strong feelings about what I want and don't want with my whole death thing.

I'm writing it here, because it's not something you can really talk about with family or friends.  Once in awhile we jokingly bring up quick statements of I want this or I want that.  But I'm not sure if anyone takes it seriously or is really listening.

Anyway, down to business.

A) I want my organs and bits donated to people who need them.

B) I really don't want to donate my body to medical science. Sorry. I'm too angry at all the overcharging bullshit right now.  But I wouldn't mind donating my body to special effects/make-up artists.  Like zombie-creators. Do they not need bodies to figure out things like...is it really that easy to puncture a zombie's brain? Sometimes I watch The Walking Dead and feel a bit skeptical about how easy they make it look. I mean old zombies, yeah. Sure. But newer ones? Isn't the skull a bit hard?

If the zombie thing doesn't work out....

C) I want a green (eco-friendly) burial.  Cardboard box if possible. Cheapest possible. No headstones.  If I can be buried in one of those forest places, that would be great.  I'm guessing somewhere in Texas there's something like that.

D) I do NOT want a funeral or memorial service. 

E) Weeks or months after I die, I would like a party if anyone is willing to put up the cash.  I'd like dancing, a DJ, and a photo booth.  What would be really cool is if the photo booth had funny death-themed stuff.

F) I don't want any eulogies or speeches.

I don't want eulogies, because.....

I don't want people making up bullshit about me!! As Marlo Stanfield says, My name is my name.

And what I'd really like is to finally get readers for my blog! So maybe if everyone is all mysterious about me, people will get curious and come to my blog.

No, probably not.

But a girl can dream.

G) I don't want any montage videos or collages.  Well, I'm okay if people show videos that I MADE but not videos made about me.  

H) I would appreciate it if I could be honored with vegetarian-only catering.  I'd also love one of those huge dessert bars.  

Oh! And PLEASE nothing with mayonnaise!!! 

I) I don't want anyone feeling pressured to come—especially people from out of town. I don't want anyone given guilt trips, and I don't want any grudges held about who didn't show up.  Whether they can't afford it, have other plans, or just are not in the mood....I'm cool with all that.  

J) Dress code: I don't want anyone to feel pressured to buy a new outfit. I think it would be lovely if people came with theme park attire or whatever makes them feel most comfortable and happy.  Maybe t-shirt and shorts. Or a casual dress? Or...how about costumes!!??  That would be very cool.

K) If people want to donate to charity in my honor that would be cool...although please don't donate to anything that is in line with what Donald Trump or Moscow Mitch would support.

If when I die, we still don't have affordable medical care, it would be great if you donate to someone's GoFund me page.  Or something like that.

AND/OR...I would like my son (Jack) to fulfill his traveling dreams. So if anyone wants to put money towards that...I'd be quite pleased.  I mean I might not know if there's no afterlife kind of thing. But right now I'm alive and therefore can imagine it. And the idea makes me happy.  So.....

Thanks for reading!!!



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An Open Letter to My Trump Supporting Family

I found this open letter today, via Twitter, and it's one of the best things I've read in terms of this whole Trump nightmare.

I love when I find things, that other people have written, that so perfectly express my feelings.

I didn't have as huge a jump in wokeness as the letter writer.  But I did have some major changes in perspective, so I can relate. And his pre-woke viewpoints remind me of what I've heard from family members, friends, people on social media, etc. So his letter spoke to me in that way as well.

Anyway...here's the link: Open Letter to My Trump Supporting Family.

I Was Writing a Post About Melina Root....

I started another biography post.

Well, by started I mean I wrote a LOT of stuff over several days. It was getting very long.

Cool, but also not cool. Because I was feeling very unsure about my new biography posts.

I sort of enjoyed writing them. But like the old biography posts, the IMDb bits became somewhat tedious.

I felt like the posts were kind of awful.

Sometimes, though, I think a post is awful. Then months or years later, I read it and like it.

I figured I'd keep writing the posts and a few years later I might come back and think, Hey! This actually isn't bad!

But then I was trying to save my Melina Root post so I could start getting ready for bed. Something went wrong. I got that message of, are you sure you want to close, because things aren't saved yet.  My fingers clicked faster than my brain could process, and I lost about an hours worth of work.

Well, actually I wasn't sure if I lost it.

I thought maybe despite the dire message, my work had been saved.  I tried to click on my post and Blogger was all slowish.

I waited and thought about things.

I decided then that if part of my post was gone, I'd take it as a sign that I should quit.

And here's the main thing. I WANTED my work to be gone. I wanted the universe to tell me to quit.

So....

You know. I do believe the universe sends us signs. But often the more important message is what we're WANTING the universe to say to us. In the end, that probably means more.

I'm also wondering. Should I A) Keep blogging; go back to non-biography posts. B) Quit my Blog C) Go on another hiatus.

I'm leaning towards B and C. Well, I've decided on B or C. At least for now.

My plan is to not write until (if ever) things change regarding my blog stats.

For the last few months, my most popular post has been about anal sex.

I think there is a very small number of people reading my other recent posts.

The few visitors I get either go to my old posts (pre-2015) or they go to the butt sex post.

So my feeling is I will get back to writing if/when the universe ever tells me that my blog is worth more than the damn anal sex one.

That might never happen.

Which is fine.

It will give me more time to watch TV, clean, scroll through Instagram, etc.

Gill Wilkinson

Gill Wilkinson is a director for Coronation Street.

She directed the episode I'm watching today. Or that I watched today.

I can't remember if I finished it.

The thing is, I don't usually watch my shows all in one sitting. Because I'm weird.

What I do is break it up into ten minute segments. Then in-between I read my book, do some chores, look at houses, check texts, do some Duolingo, etc.

* * *

I wasn't actually sure if Wilkinson is a man or woman. I'm not really familar with the name Gill. I've heard of Gil, and I think of that as a man's name.

So I Googled and saw that Gill Wilkinson is a woman. I checked, because as I wrote in my Daniel Chun post, I'm doing my new biography posts on women and non-white males only.  

* * *

Now I'm looking at Wilkinson's IMDb filmography.

I imagined this post was going to have me digging far back into Coronation Street history, but it turns out Wilkinson started her Corrie directing in 2016.

I go farther back than her.

I actually can't remember what year I started watching. But I think I started with the 2012 episodes. I mean I started with episodes that were a year or two behind from when I started watching.   

Well, I'm pretty sure it was after we went to Australia in 2013.  

I'm guessing it was 2014 or 2015?  

Anyway, for awhile I was a few years behind. But eventually I caught up...well, I caught up as much as you can with Hulu.  

Hulu is about two weeks behind the episodes being broadcast in the UK.

Since I'm behind, I get spoilers from Coronation Street's Instagram page. I don't really mind. I probably kind of like it. Because if I did mind, I'd stop following them. Right? 

Right now the loan shark storyline with Gary (Mikey North) and Rick (Greg Wood) is really stressing me out.  I'm seeing that it's not being featured in the latest Instagram posts I've seen which makes me think the story has been resolved. I'm feeling some relief because of this.

I hope I'm not wrong, though.  

I think some fictional conflict intrigues and entertains me.

Then other conflict causes me stress. I just want it to end.  

* * *

Anyway, let me finally start with the filmography.

It does not begin with Coronation Street.

It begins with a 1995 TV movie called The Golden Collar.

IMDb doesn't have much info about it.

Are there any names in the cast I recognize?

No.

But for some reason, the art director's name sounds familar to me. 

Anita Gupta?

I'm probably thinking of someone with a similar name. Because I'm not very familar with art directors.

Yeah. Looking at Gupta's filmography.  Nothing really seems familar to me.

I also Googled The Golden Collar. I can't easily find anything about it.

Moving on.....

The next thing on Wilkinson's filmography is a TV show called Peak Practice.  It's a doctor show.

Wilkinson directed two episodes—"Walls of Jericho" in 2000 and "Together We Stand" in 2001.

One of the actors in the credits seems familar to me.

John Bowler?

Well, he was on Coronation Street in 2002. That was way before my time.

* * *

Here's a promo for Peak Practice.

It looks like a typical small town British doctor kind of thing.

Well, I'm getting that not just from the promo but also the provided photo on IMDb. Actually I'm getting it MORE from the IMDb photo. The TV promo feels more like a law thing.

I think one of the doctors is in trouble.

Peak Practice was on for 12 seasons.

What is it with medical shows? They seem to go on forever!

* * *

The next show is a sports story called Dream Team.

Wilkinson wrote one episode.

And guess who was one of the stars of the show.

Alison King!  She's Carla on Coronation Street.

I never liked Carla until now. Now that she's had a psychotic breakdown, finally, she's interesting to me and sympathetic.  

I tend to like fictional characters who have lost the plot a bit. I really don't think it would be the same with real life people. Then I'd be sad, stressed, and worried.  

Well, and with fictional characters it depends on how they're treating people. Carla's breakdown has rendered her pretty meek and harmless.

Johnny (Richard Hawley) had a breakdown when his son died. He became incredibly cruel. Abusive. I lacked sympathy for him...even though he just lost his child.  I mean I felt actual hatred towards him. Sort of cold-hearted of me.  BUT I did totally forgive him once he recovered and his behavior changed.

Oh yeah. 

Back to....

Dream Team.

I forgot what I was supposed to be writing about. 

Wilkinson's episode was in season 6-"Hit and Run". 

Alison King wasn't in it.  

Someone has uploaded the episode. I'm going to watch a bit of it.

There's some missing money—millions. 

The show has some very dramatic music.

* * *

Oh shit.

I missed up on the chronological stuff...AGAIN.

I will probably do this at least once in every post.

So it wasn't from The Golden Collar to Peak Practice. Wilkinson did directing for four different shows in the 1990's, before Peak Practice.

What messes me up with IMDb is they list shows in order of the show's ending.

So, since Coronation Street is still running, it's listed last.

Or maybe it's also about the year the person stopped working for the show?  

Yeah. That's it.

Because Eastenders and Hollyoaks is lower on the list, and those two are still on the air.

Anyway, what I think I'm going to do is stop trying to be chronological and just go in the order of how the shows are listed on IMdb.

* * *

So, next is something called Byker Grove. Wilkinson wrote 28 episodes between 1996 and 2003.

Tim and I have given kudos to the UK for not having their shows drag on like American shows. But so far, here, I'm seeing British shows with very long runs.  

Byker Grove lasted for 18 seasons!

Though maybe it's a soap opera.

Those DO last many, many years...if successful. I think it's kind of awesome to have a long running soap opera.

Well...no. I might be wrong.

I just clicked on a random season and it had only 20 episodes. That's too short for a soap opera. At least in terms of the typical soap opera that's on multiple times a week. I know there are American shows considered soap operas (Dallas, Dynasty, etc), and those were weekly.  

I'm consulting Lord Wiki about Byker Grove. He doesn't refer to it as a soap opera. He says it was a show aimed at older teens and young adults.

It's about kids at a youth club.

I'm going to look at one of Wilkinson's episodes. 

Well, that wasn't very exciting.

There's not much information there. They don't even provide much cast information.

This one is better. It even has a plot description: Harry gets rich and a surprise party for Brigid turns sour.

I wonder what happens at that surprise party.

* * *

The next show on Wilkinson's filmography is Family Affairs.  She directed 49 episodes from 2003-2005. 

And now I can see that soap operas look different on IMDb. There are no seasons. Instead there's just a very long list of episodes. I've seen this when looking through Coronation Street.  It's kind of a pain, because you have to do a hell of a lot of scrolling to get to the episode you want.

Well...wait.

It seems if you use the website instead of the app, the show is divided by years. That would be easier to work with.

Anyway....

I think what I'll do is look at Wilkinson's first and last episode.

The first aired on November 24, 2003. That would be two days after my 31 birthday.

And that's all I can say really, because there's not much info provided by IMDb. Not even actors.

Actually, the only name provided is Wilkinson's!

So, what about the last episode?

Nope. Nothing there either. Except that it was broadcast on May 27, 2005.

On the main page for the show, they do list the cast. I'm going to look through and see if any faces or names look familar to me.

David Easter? Do I know that name?

Or am I just thinking of the holiday?

Probably just the holiday.

Jemma Walker!?

That sounds very familar. 

Nope. Another false alarm.

I should probably quite soon.

SPENCER MCLAREN!!!!!!!

I'm so excited to find a name that I actually know. And a face.

He's an Australian who did some acting in the UK.

Was he also on Casualty? I was actually thinking about him today regarding that show. Well, because I saw it on Wilkinson's filmography. I remembered Kip Gamblin spent time on the show and wondered if McLaren was as well. But maybe I confused Casualty with Family Affairs.

Well, I just went and scrolled down on McLaren's filmography. No Casualty. 

I wonder if Wilkinson directed any of McClaren's episodes?

What years was he on?

2005!

So they might have worked together.

I'm going to click on all of McLaren's episodes until I (hopefully) find one that Wilkinson directed.  

Well, I realized that's not going to happen.

Wilkinson's Family Affairs days ended in May 2005 and McLaren's began in October.

I'm glad I figured that out before too much clicking.

* * *

Wilkinson directed eleven episodes of Casualty from 1998-2006. 

I won't try to figure out if she directed Kip Gamblin. It might be a long shot since she didn't direct many episodes.

Here's one of Wilkinson's episodes—"Lost Souls".  It was on TV in October 1999.

Ian Bleasdale.....

His name sounds familar.

And again. Another false alarm.  

Here's Wilkinson's 2006 episode—"Nobody's Perfect".

Ben Price is in that episode. I DO know (of) him. He's Nick on Coronation Street.

I think Nick is a bit of a psychopath. He stole a lot of money from his grandmother. That's bad on it's own. But it's especially cruel, because he's allowed her to believe her deceased boyfriend is the one that stole the money.  

Oh and he might have purposely made a factory roof collapse to collect the insurance money.

I'm at the part where they're hinting towards that. The people who are blessed enough to be caught up might already know if he's guilty or innocent.  

I think Ben Price was probably in more than one episode of Casualty. He might have been one of the stars, because his name is towards the top.

Okay. Yeah. He was in 73 episodes, playing a guy named Nathan Spencer.

* * *

The next show on Wilkinson's filmography lasted only a year (2008). This was The Royal Today. I thought it was going to be about the Royal family. But no. It's about a hospital.  

Wilkinson's 3rd episode dealt with self-harm and a cannabis issue.

Now I'm curious and reading the medical issues of the other Wilkinson episodes.

The first has someone with a grapefruit-drug reaction.  What's the deal with grapefruit causing all these drug interactions? 

What IS it in the grapefruit?  

Looking at Drugs.com.  

Grapefruit has a compound called furanocoumarins that interferes with certain enzymes that break down drugs and toxins.

Cool! I'm glad I finally took the time to look that up.

It's weird that I haven't done it before.

I Googled some more, because I wondered if other foods contain this furanocoumarins. It turns out they do!  Pomelos, seville oranges, and limes!  But there hasn't been enough research, so doctors and pharmacists don't know if it's a risk.

Yikes.  

Other episodes....

The 2nd Wilkinson one deals with a thyroid tumor. The 4th deals with a guy with dizzy spells. 

Oh no! In the 5th one, a guy needs aneurysm surgery.  He goes into the elevator and it breaks down. So the surgeon has to operate him in there.

Holy shit!

* * *

The next show is Grange Hill. 

Wilkinson directed three episodes of that in 2007-2008.  

Oh!

Grange Hill is another family show. And it was very long-running. It was on from 1978-2008. 

Thirty years!

In Wilkinson's first episode, we learn that someone named Baz died of a heart condition.  

And Emma (Daniella Fray) and Kyle (Danny Miller) make love on the rooftops.

I really like the plot of Wilkinson's second episode. While a pedigreed dog show is happening, some other folks have there own competition to find out who has the worst behaved dog. That's cute.

Here's a scene from the dog episode.

The girl in pink is pretty mean.

Wait. There's two girls in pink. The second one seems less awful.

* * *

The Bill.

That's the next show on Gill Wilkinson's filmography. She directed 28 episodes between 1993 and 2008.

Oh!

So The Bill came before The Golden Collar.  Here I had it in my mind that her career began with that mysterious TV movie.

How many episodes of The Bill did she do before The Golden Collar?

Well, she did five episodes before 1995—the year that The Golden Collar was broadcast.

Then there are three episodes IN 1995. But I'm not sure if those were made before, after, or during her adventures with The Golden Collar.

Anyway...about The Bill.

I feel that almost every time I watch a British show and look up an actor, I find The Bill in their filmography. 

But now I have this idea that I'm going to look at the cast of some of Wilkinson's episodes and not recognize anyone.

First of all, though.  How long has The Bill been on? Is it still on?

It is not still on. But it was on for a long time—1984-2010.

Now I'm going to look at some of Wilkinson's episodes.

Her first is called "Having What It Takes".  It's about a young member of a crime family coming into the station to confess a crime.  Wow. That actually sounds kind of interesting. And I'm not a big fan of crime family type storylines.

I'm looking now at Gary Whelan. His name sounds vaguely familar to me. Do I know him from anything? 

Nope! Nothing!

I told you that would happen.

Wait. I should look at more people.....

And moving on......

I'm going to look at more episodes.

There's "Beg, Borrow or Steal".  It's about a loan shark. A violent loan shark. Are there non-violent ones?

The episode was broadcast on my 22nd birthday!

The only actor in this one that looked vaguely familar is Huw Higginson. I think, though, that I might have seen his name in the past couple of days of doing research on Wilkinson. Or maybe Kirsty Fisher. Because Huw was on Home and Away. Maybe he's Australian?

Oh! He IS Australian. Or at least he does acting work in Australia.

He was in the Picnic at Hanging Rock miniseries.

How funny. He was also in the first episode of the third season of The Leftovers.  Jack has been watching that, and the other day I looked at the cast of that episode to see if there were any Australian actors I recognized.

And I would have seen him a few weeks ago in Secret City.

* * *

Here's another episode—"Things That Go Bump in the Night".  It's about a safecracker.

Names seem only very vaguely familar to me.

How about "Red Herrings"?  It's about the theft of fish.

No one looks familar to me.

Maybe I should stop.

This is getting old.

But....

I'll just look at Wilkinson's last episode.  It's a two-parter about sex trafficking.

None of the actor's names are jumping out at me.

* * *

Someone has uploaded Wilkinson's first episode of The Bill onto YouTube. I'm going to watch a little bit of it.  

The theme song is fun.

Maybe the IMDb plot description is wrong. So far, it's not the actual member of the crime family that has come to confess. It's a friend. Or neighbor?

Maybe the crime family guy comes in later?

I just went back to see if it was a neighbor or friend.  It's neither. It's the woman's builder.

Scott Draper the builder (Sean McKenzie) seems proud of his crime. I think the police are trying to figure out whether he's bragging or just trying to relieve his conscious.

Well...skipped ahead to the end.

The police let Scott Draper go. It seems he didn't commit the crime after all. He just wanted to fit in with his crime-family.

That makes sense. It's hard being the black sheep.

* * *

I'm going to move onto the next episode in a moment.

I was thinking, though, that when I get to Coronation Street, I can maybe cross reference some of the cast in Wilkinson's episodes; see if any of the actors were in The Bill. AND maybe they were in a Wilkinson episode.

I'm just not completely ready to let go of The Bill yet.

But for now....I will.

Anyway....

The next show on Wilkinson's filmography is a kid's fantasy show called House of Anubis. It involves a boarding school and an American student.  When one of their number disappears on the same day that an American girl joins their ranks, a group of English boarding school students embarks on solving a mystery.

What?! What are they trying to imply there? That it's the American's fault?

RUDE!

Or is it revenge for all the villains in American movies with British accents?

Wilkinson directed five episodes of House of Anubis is 2012.

Here's the first episode.

There's a Poppy Miller.

That name sounds vaguely familar.

And....

No. I don't know her from anything.

Here's a promo for season 2 of the House of Anubis, the season that Wilkinson wrote for. Interestingly, the announcer has an American accent. (or Canadian). Maybe it was shown in the U.S.  Or Canada?  Canada is probably more likely.

The American is Nina (Nathalia Ramos).

Ramos was actually born in Spain to an Aussie mother. Then she moved to the US. And then...I guess she moved to the UK?

I'm thinking that House of Anubis might have been a joint US-British production.

It turns out Nina isn't the villain. She's the chosen one. Some American exeptionalism?

One of the characters in the trailer has a little dig. He says, It would be the American, wouldn't it.

Yeah.

WHY did they bring in an American to be the chosen one?

It's a bit odd.

* * *

Now I'm consulting Lord Wiki about House of Anubis.

It's based on a Belgium-Dutch show. Maybe in that, all the characters are Dutch and the chosen one is Belgium. Or vice versa.

It seems the show is actually American—filmed in the UK?

It's the first US Nickelodeon show to be filmed outside of North America.

Maybe it was more popular in the UK than the US.  It won the Nickelodeon UK Kid's Choice Awards, but it didn't win for the U.S

Also...I never heard of the show before.

No. I wasn't a kid in 2012.

But I'm a mom and am somewhat aware of Nickelodeon/Disney shows that came out in this century. Like iCarly, Drake and Josh, Victorious, Wizards of Waverley Place, Hannah Montana, etc.

* * *

The next show is Hollyoaks.

A few years ago, I watched one episode of that.

What happened is this:

Tim, Jack, and I used to sit on the couch every evening. We'd eat our dinner there and watch our TV shows together. It was a lovely family time. And no we weren't depriving our offspring of family conversations. Because we were all home most of the day and would chat during breakfast and/or lunch.

Then at some point Jack outgrew TV time.

And then Tim got a temporary job in Atlanta. He commuted back and forth during the week.

I was left alone...and maybe kind of lonely. I mean not lonely all the time. But I missed our TV couch time.

I decided to keep at it by myself. I think one of the reasons is this was also time for Max (our cat) to cuddle in our laps. I didn't want to break THAT tradition!

Tim and I had recently watched Extras which often referenced Emmerdale.

Or wait!

Was it Emmerdale or Eastenders?????

Now I'm not sure.

Well, thanks to Lord Wiki, I now know it's Eastenders.

Is Emmerdale even a soap opera?

Anyway....

I wanted to watch Eastenders, but Hulu didn't have it.

I tried to try another British soap opera. That got me to Hollyoaks.

I didn't like it.

I felt it was too melodramatic.

I want to say it reminded me of 21st century Home and Away, which I wasn't too fond of. But I'm not actually sure that I watched Home and Away before trying Hollyoaks. I'm having timeline confusion!

So....

After watching the episode, I tried Coronation Street. I feel like I tried Corrie immediately after. But maybe I waited until the next day?

I'm not sure.

I'm pretty sure, though, that with Coronation Street it was love at first viewing.

I should probably get more into that later.

I should read/talk about Hollyoaks.

Wilkinson directed nine episodes—four in 1996 and five in 2012.

I'm going to see if there are any actors I recognize.

No one in this 1996 episode looks familar to me.

In the 2012 episodes, James Atherton sounds VERY vaguely familar.

Oh! He played Jamie Bowman in Coronation Street (2015-2016)

I don't remember him.

This reminds me of something I meant to mention.

I was thinking about this post at night...in bed. I realized I totally misspoke when it came to my amazing accomplishment of going from two or so years behind with Corrie; then managing to catch up.

No, that didn't actually happen.

What I forgot is that Hulu lost Coronation Street for a period of time. I think it was several months?

When it returned (Thank goodness!!!!), I decided to start in the most current year rather than going back and watching the entire previous season.

I did watch SOME episodes. What I did was go through the list of episodes, and I watched ones that corresponded to dates meaningful to me. For example, if there was a show that was dated with a family member's birthday, I'd watch that.

Yeah. I'm nuts.

Anyway, this MIGHT explain why I've forgotten Jamie Bowman. Maybe he appeared in the episodes I missed.

Or it could just be I did see him and then forgot about him.

I'm going to Google.....

One of Lord Wiki's cousins is helping me to remember.

I did watch the episodes with Jamie Bowman. He was friends with Luke (Dean Fagen). Or frenemies, really. It was some kind of race car drama thing.

Anyway, I should get back to Wilkinson and back to Hollyoaks. Is there any chance I can find one of her episodes on YouTube?

Well, I did some minor-trying.

And no luck with that.

* * *

The next show on Wilkinson's filmography is Eastenders. NOT Emmerdale.

Wilkinson directed 15 episodes between 2014-2015. They kind of happen in chucks.

There's four in March; only one in June; two in July, four in September; then four in January.

One actress in one of the episodes sounds familar to me. 

Lindsey Coulson?

Oh! She was on Doctor Who!  "Midnight!"  I definitely remember that episode. 

Is she the one that went all weird?

No....

It looks like that would have been Lesley Sharp's character.

* * *

I think I found a scene from one of Wilkinson's March EastEnders episodes.   

There's a woman passing out gifts.

She gives something to a guy named Phil. He seems really stressed. I bet a lone shark is after him!  

Or maybe he's waiting for biopsy results?

Blackmail?

Well, it seems the other adult receivers of the gifts aren't happy either.

It seems maybe they're pissed off at the gift-girl.

The kids in the room seem fairly pleased, though.

Denny's mom annoys me.

Gift-Girl gave Denny a video game. Denny's mom says that Denny doesn't like violent games. But Denny seems quite fine with it.

And Gift-Girl says it's more like Tom and Jerry type violence.

I try to be tolerant of parents who have a different opinion to me regarding not-overly violent kids media. But to sit there and pretend your opinion is your kid's opinion?

That doesn't sit well with me.

I hope I haven't ever done that regarding my own child.

Oh! Gift-Girl was arrested. And Denny's mom remarks that she heard Gift-Girl went completely nuts.  Is that nuts like a mental breakdown or nuts as in doing something wildly illegal?

Maybe both?   

Now Gift-Girl has been accused of being a psychopath.

Is she?

I feel more sympathy towards her in the scene. The other adults seem cold and awful. But maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe they're decent people, and Gift-Girl IS a psychopath? 

Oh! Wait.

I just saw that the video title names the character.

Gift-Girl is Ronnie Mitchell and Denny's mom is Sharon Rickman (played by Samantha Womack and Letitia Dean).

I have to read about Ronnie Mitchell.  Now I'm really curious.

Is she bad?

You know what, though.

I think I could totally get into Eastenders if Hulu had it. Because I just watched 3 minutes of it, and I'm already very curious.

So....

Lord Wiki says that Ronnie killed Carl in self-defense. Carl had been mentioned in the scene by Sharon...in a very accusing-type tone.

Self-defense is not really psychopathic.

BUT Lord Wiki says that Ronnie also tried to poison a guy. What's up with that?

Oh! This is so sad.

Ronnie was told by a girl named Danielle that she's Danielle's mother. Ronnie didn't believe her and rejected her. But then she learns it's true. She goes to apologize and Danielle gets hit by a car and dies.

This leads to Ronnie being obsessed with getting pregnant.

No, she doesn't sound like a psychopath to me. She seems disturbed. Yeah. But probably rightfully so.

I'm glad I didn't misjudge her character when watching the scene.

* * *

Here's another scene from a Wilkinson EastEnders episode.

A young man and woman are looking at homes online and then guess who walks in. Good old Ronnie! She's wearing the same dress as she was wearing in the last scene I watched.  It makes sense, because the last episode was from March 3, and this is from March 4.  

At the end of the scene, there's talk of a police car outside and then some suspenseful music.

* * *

The next show on Wilkinson's filmography is quite recent. 

It's March 2019 episodes of a show called Shakespeare and Hathaway: Private Investigators.

I've not heard of this show before.  

The show began last year.

I went through the cast and clicked on faces and names that looked vaguely familar. Again. Lots of false alarms.

Here's a trailer for the show.

It doesn't really appeal to me, personally.

* * *

And now onto Coronation Street!

Yay!!!!!

Wilkinson's first episode aired on February 15, 2016.

I'm not sure if I watched it or not.

IMDb's Desciption: Robert's plan to surprise Tracy at the wedding fair goes awry due to Carla's presence. Norris decides that a photo shoot will help Sally's cause. Eva endeavours to track down Marta.

I think I remember the Eva and Marta stuff. I think Marta was the woman who was the victim of human-trafficking?  I don't remember the other storylines, though.

I'm going to do what, earlier, I said I might do—click on Corrie actors; see if any were on The Bill, and, if yes, see if any of their The Bill episodes were directed by Wilkenson.

So...Tristan Gemmil who plays Robert on Corrie appeared in six episodes of The Bill in 2001.

I forgot if Wilkinson was directing The Bill in 2001.

Checking now......

Nope.

Connor McIntyre who played the extremely awful Pat Phelan appeared in four episodes of The Bill...each time as a different character.

None of them match up with Wilkinson's episodes.

Finally! I've found someone who has been in a lot of The Bill episodes!  Jane Danson who plays Leanne on Corrie.  She was in several episodes of The Bill, and I think some are Wilkinson episodes.

I'm hoping I can find some on YouTube.

Well, maybe not.  Now I'm seeing that most of Wilkinson episodes were in the 1990's and Danson's episodes were in the 2000's.

I give up. I'm tired of this game.

I'm going to, instead, look at more Corrie episodes.

Here's an episode from February 19: Pat succeeds in turning Anna's public meltdown to his advantage. Nick ponders Carla's suggestion that they leave Weatherfield. Alya's friend Rana turns Zeedan's head. Tim resents Sally's plans for his career.

I'm so glad Pat is dead. He was such an evil manipulator.

Sad about Rana, because she recently died...in that factory roof collapse...that Nick may or may not have caused.

And about a year later: Bethany steels herself to face Sarah after spending the night with Nathan. Toyah tackles Leanne about her continued hostility. Steve and Michelle bid a final goodbye to their son. 

Those were some VERY powerful storylines—sex trafficking of a teenager and a stillborn baby.

I'm pretty sure I did some crying with those.

I wonder if Wilkinson directed a lot of the episodes in that storyline.

The final goodbye of Rory (the baby) was sad, but I think the really heartbreaking episode is where Michelle (Kym Marsh) first loses the baby.  If I remember correctly what happens is the hospital refuses to try to revive him in anyway, because there's some kind of law or hospital rule that says they can't try to save a baby under a certain age.

Well, I just looked.

Wilkinson didn't direct that episode.

The Rory episode that she did was in February 2017. Her most recent episode prior to that was in September 2016.

Funny.

I went to look at the most recent Wilkinson episode, and it's the one I watched today. Gemma (Dolly-Rose Campbell) gets into the wrong caravan. Gary has more lone shark drama.

I hope someone kills that loan shark.

* * *

Now I shall see if I can find any articles or interviews with Gill Wilkinson.

Well, it looks like she has a website. 

It seems to be just a basic resume.

So....

She's from the North of England.  She'd be more Winterfell than King's Landing.

Also, Coronation Street takes place (and is filmed) in the north.  Manchester. That's considered north, right?

I kind of just go by London. To me, North England is above London and South England is below London.

I should probably see what Lord Wiki has to say.

Lord Wiki says it does include Manchester.

He has a lot to say, though, and I'm not in the mood to read all of it. So I'm not going to figure out if he agrees with me about it being everything above London.

I think he'd probably disagree.

He DOES say that there's a lot of disagreement about where it begins.

Back to Wilkinson.

I'm wondering if she wrote the resume, because it talks about herself in third person.

Or maybe it's not a resume. Maybe it's just a short description?

Anyway.....

Wilkinson graduated from two schools—Bournemouth Film School and The National Film and Television School.

* * *

So....

We're having a house-showing today.

We have to be ready in about 45 minutes. I'm taking a break, but I've spent most of the morning and afternoon doing last minute cleaning.

Tim is playing his video game, and I'm left wondering if I'm going to end up needing to do the things I had expected HIM to do—stuff he told me he was going to do or one of those things he does without me nagging.

Is he aware of the time? Is he planning to stop at a certain point to get things done? Or is it going to be a mad stressful rush.

What will really get to me is if I end up doing his jobs, and I get no apologies or thank you's. 

Anyway.....

Enough venting. 

I was going to take this break to look at the film schools Wilkinson went to.

Here's the website for Bournemouth.

I'm guessing it's in a place called Bournemouth.

Is there a place called Bournemouth?

I'm looking at their areas of study—special effects, costume and performance design, creative writing, make-up, film, acting, animation production.

That is so cool.

I wonder if the film area would be for people wanting to be directors. Or is it more cinematography?

* * *

I Googled Bournemouth. 

It's a seaside resort type town in the south.

I wonder if it's known for the film school at all. Is it one of the best film schools in the country?  Did Wilkinson go there because she thought it would be the best school?  Or did she choose the school because of the location?  Maybe she wanted to take some time away from the north?

This website has a list of the best film schools in England. 

I don't know if it's in order, but they do list Bournemouth first. 

How about the other school that Wilkinson went to?  

Here's the website for the National Film and Television School

Oh! Good. Tim DID come down. He's doing dishes now. That's a relief.

Will he have time to wipe down the shower and pick his underpants off the floor?

We shall see.....

Back to the school.....

They have two year programs for people living outside the UK. I'm having fantasies of Jack doing this and getting himself a career in television. Which is really a case of me wanting to redo my life through my child. BAD PARENTING.

Jack does love television, though.

I wonder how hard it is to get accepted into the program. And is it something you do right after high school or are most students older? Is it more of a graduate program?

Oh! Here's the answer. They say:

Students come from a wide range of backgrounds: you may be an independent filmmaker, you might have a degree or you may have experience of working in the industry. While many applicants will have a degree from a British or overseas university, we will consider applicants who do not have a degree if they have an impressive portfolio, a creative track record or an alternative qualification.

I LOVE that. I really admire and appreciate their flexibility.

They also have a really large number of program choices. I actually started naming them all, but then I realized it would be too long.

The programs are located in Beaconsfield.  Lord Wiki says that's 23 miles from London.

Looking at Google Maps. It would be about a 50 minute drive.

Okay. I think I got confused. I thought the programs listed were geared towards international students. But those are their courses in general.

It makes sense now that I know the list was so long.

When I first saw it, I thought it was a short list of programs specifically geared towards international students.

But no. It's a very long list of programs for all students.

I'm looking at their FAQ.  It's definitely a post-college type thing...which was pretty much said in the passage I quoted above.  They want you to be at least 21 and have a degree or three-four years of work experience under your belt.

I wonder about people who didn't get a degree in film. For example, what if they were like Daniel Chun and got a degree in biological anthropology?

Well, I guess if student had an impressive portfolio, the school would consider them. 

* * *

There's some other stuff on Wilkinson's resume thing.

She was a supervising director on the first Croatian soap opera-Zabranjena Ljubav.

YouTube has some episodes of that.

I'll watch a bit of one.

The beginning has a guy making a speech. He looks happy. Or really he looks like he's trying to fake happiness.

Moving on....

Wilkinson made a short film called "Amanda" when she was at the Bournemouth film school. 

I plugged it into YouTube and got this video.  

I mean I plugged "Amanda Gill Wilkinson". I didn't just search for Amanda.

The video is called "Showreel 88-Amanda".  I'm wondering then if it's a mixture of things including "Amanda".  Or is the whole thing "Amanda".

There's a guy in the beginning talking. His voice and accent reminds me of the 10th Doctor.

I'm pretty sure he's not David Tennant, though. 

Okay. No. He's not part of "Amanda". He was just introducing "Amanda".

Amanda is in trouble for something.  She's been told she's going to lose her benefits. She's not at all pleased about this.

Now Amanda has a gun and there's a man throwing papers.

Interesting.....

The film kind of went from realistic drama to somewhat surreal.  

Maybe the gun and paper thing is supposed to be a dream?

* * *

I feel I keep missing things on the resume.  I think I'm done with it; then check to make sure I haven't missed something. And I find I missed something!

Such as.....

Wilkinson made some other short films—"Ellie" and "Horses for Courses".  Well, I assume they're short films. They were her graduate films for The National Film and Television School.  Either way. Short or long. One or both films won awards, including best Drama at a Tokyo award thing.

This website (Wilkinson's CV) makes things a little clearer.  It was for "Ellie" that she won the Tokyo award. It also won in a Chicago festival and something called the 3rd Karlovy Vary Festival.

Googling....

Lord Wiki says the Karlovy Vary Festival is a Czech festival.

* * *

I just found an intriguing video featuring a Gill Wilkinson.

It MIGHT be the right Gill Wilkinson, because she has a British accent.

Though maybe Gill Wilkinson is a common name in the UK?

Anyway.....

The video is called "What it's Like to Work With Me-Testimonial by Gil Wilkinson".  It's about a person named Emma Holmes. If I'm understanding things correctly, it's like a video version of a recommendation letter.

It has gotten only two views.

It's about as popular as my uploaded videos.

Okay...so I'm going to watch it now. 

After watching about two minutes, I have decided that it is very likely the wrong Gill Wilkinson.

This Gill Wilkinson is a businesswoman it seems. And I think Emma Holmes helps people with their business stuff. She's probably a consultant.

UNLESS Gill Wilkinson is a filmmaker with a business on the side. Just like Kirsty Fisher is a screenwriter but also had her own stationery company

Well.....

I'm not finding anything else regarding the Gill Wilkinson I WANTED to learn about.

Though I didn't really learn that much about her, I guess I sort of had some fun exploring her filmography.

If anything, it was a nice little journey through British television.  

Read my novel: The Dead are Online 

Kirsty Fisher

Kirsty Fisher is probably Australian, so she would also fit well with my old biography posts.

She's maybe-Australian and a TV writer.

I say maybe-Australian, because she could be from New Zealand.

She does work in the Aussie screen industry, though.

I can see that from looking at her filmography.

She wrote one of the episodes of Wanted that I watched today.

I'm liking that show a lot. I've seen it described as a cross between The Fugitive and Thelma and Louise. I definitely agree with that assessment.

The show is about two women, Lola (Rebecca Gibney) and Chelsea (Geraldine Hakewill), who know each other only because they take the same bus every day.

One day (or night?) things don't go well at the bus stop. They end up being part of a crooked cop drama. They're kidnapped, chased, framed for murder, etc.

They become fugitives and bond along the way.

In Kirsty Fisher's episode, Lola and Chelsea mess up on filling the car with petrol. Oops! And they end up having to trek through the Australian wilderness.

It's quite a shitty mess but fun to watch because there's suspense, touching moments, and humor. And unlike the most recent Game of Thrones episode I watched, there's plenty of sunshine and other sources of light. So I can see what's going on.

* * *

Now I'm going to make my way through Kirsty Fisher's filmography.

Chronologically, the first thing I see is that Fisher was an assistant to producer and secretary to producer for the show Halifax f.p.

You know...I think Rebecca Gibney was in that too.  Although I could be wrong.

I'll click on the show and see.

I'm not wrong! Yay! Gibney was the star of that.  

It seems to me that Fisher had more humble beginnings than Daniel Chun. Daniel Chun was like Harvard; then onto writing for The Simpsons.  

Note: By humble beginnings, I mean their writing careers...not their childhoods.

The Halifax f.p gig was from 1997-1998. Also around that time period, Fisher worked as a script editor trainee for two episodes of Stingers.  I guess that was an educational job. I wonder if she got paid at all. Or was it more of an internship type thing?

I've heard of Stingers but have never watched it. I also can't remember who's in it. Though I feel that it's one of those shows that constantly pops up when I look at the past work of actors I'm seeing in recent Aussie TV shows. 

For fun, I'm going see if I know of any of the actors in one of the episodes that Fisher did her training. 

There's Kate Kendall.  I know her from Neighbours.

Jessica Napier.  I loved her in McLeod's Daughters.  

Nicholas Bell. I've seen him in a lot of stuff. And he's one of the stars of Wanted.

* * *

If I'm understanding IMDb correctly, it looks like Fisher was having a lack of screen work from 1999-2003.  Things get quiet.

I wonder what she was doing.

Taking care of a baby?

Theater work?

Writing a novel?

Dealing with an illness.

School?

Working at a job that is totally outside the realm of the TV industry?

Anyway....

In 2003, Fisher got back into things. She worked for the TV show The Sleepover Club.

She was a script editor for thirteen episodes and a writer for one episode. 

The Sleepover Club is another show that I've heard of but never watched.  

I think maybe it's like The Saddle Club in the sense that it's filmed in Australia but they keep the setting vague.  

The Saddle Club was annoyingly mysterious about what country the horses and girls were living in.  

No, mysterious is the wrong word. A mystery would have been fun. They would have dropped hints and tried to get us to guess.

Obtuse would be a better word. Or vague? 

Oh! Cool.

I just saw from IMDb that I'm wrong.  

The Sleepover Club is actually about Australians. That's cool.

Lord Wiki says that the books, the show is based on, actually take place in England. But the TV show took place in Australia.

Now I'm looking at what actors I recognize from this show.

Ryan Corr.  He was in Wanted. But mostly I know him from Packed to the Rafters. And the Wolf Creek sequel.  

At least I think it was the sequel.  Or was it the first one?

There's Caitlin Stasey. I recognized her but had to click on her name, because I couldn't remember what I've seen her in.  It was probably Tomorrow When the World Began.

So far I feel this post is more about actors than writers.

Sorry.

I think I'm just more used to writing about actors than writers.

I'll get a hang of things eventually.

Or maybe I won't.

Ah! Eliza Taylor!  She's in The Sleepover Club. I know her from the American show The 100. 

I'm thinking I should look specifically at the episode that Fisher wrote.  It's called Fearlotto.  It involves the sleepover kids sharing their worst fears.

What is the deal with these sleepovers?  How often does the club meet? Do they always have a sleepover?  

Okay. Lord Wiki says the club is made up of five girls and they sleep over one of their houses at least once a week.

That sounds pretty fun.

I'm imagining that at one point, there might be a newbie in the mix.  I also kind of imagine there's an outsider who tries to sabatoge the club.  

* * *

Someone has uploaded the "Fearlotto" episode to YouTube. I don't expect it to be around for long, so if you click on my link, it might, unfortunately, take you nowhere. 

I'm just watching random scenes.

It turns out the sleepover girls aren't just sharing their fears but planning to work together to conquer their fears. It's like group therapy.

Their Aussie accents seem very strong to me. 

I'm trying to figure out which young girl grew up to be the girl in The 100.

I think it's the girl wearing purple?

Yikes. Again...more into the actors than the writing.

* * *

I'm going to move onto the next show.

It's actually something I've never heard of before. 

Silversun.

Ryan Corr was one of the stars.  

So there seems to be some kind of connection between Fisher and Corr.  It might not be a connection between the two of them...but maybe a joint connection through someone else.  For example, maybe there's a producer or director that's friends (or friendly) with both Fisher and Corr.

Angus McClaren is also on the show and he starred with both Corr and Gibney on Packed to the Rafters.

Silversun is a 2004 science fiction show. It's about starting a colony on a silver sun.

What is a silver sun?

Lord Wiki says it's a British rock band and an Aussie TV show.  So I guess there is no real silver sun hanging out somewhere.  

I'm guessing it's the idea that somewhere out there is a sun that has a lot of silver in it's atmosphere. Or it has some chemical that makes it look silver in color?

Anyway, Fisher is listed as part of the script department for twelve episodes. And she was the writer for three episodes.  

Here's one of the episodes that Fisher wrote. 

Ryan Corr has some wild, futuristic hair.

The black girl in the show looks familar to me. Do I know her from somewhere?

I don't know her character name so it would be hard to find out what actress is playing her.

The more I watch bits of the show, the more curious I get. And I don't think they're going to say her name. So I'm going to Google the actors and see if I can find a black one.

So far I'm finding only white girls. But I've clicked on only two names...so far.

I found it!!!!

Cleopatra Coleman.

And I know her from an American TV show—Last Man on Earth.  

I love that show!

She's Jamaican black rather than Aboriginal black.

Okay. Yeah. This post is probably going to be more about me getting excited about recognizing actors than it ever is going to be about Kirsty Fisher.  At least during the IMDb part.  

The problem is, I'm not sure how much I'll find outside of IMDb.

* * *

The next show on Fisher's filmography is Last Man Standing. Fisher was a script editor for that.

There are last men on earth and last men standing.

And isn't there an American show, Last Man Standing?

Yep. Googled.  It's with Tim Allen.

The Australian Last Man Standing came out in 2005. Rodger Corser was the star.  It's a comedy-drama about male friendship.  It sounds a bit like House Husbands. And peaking ahead....Fisher wrote for that show as well.  

* * *

I watched the next show on Fisher's filmography—Pirate Island—the Last Treasures of Fiji. 

I remember these things. A) I watched it in Disney World when we were staying in Port Orleans. Jack was sick. It was very hot. B) I didn't like the show very much.

Fisher wrote only one episode: "Unholy Alliance".  It was the second to the last one.

I want to move on from this.

I don't want to have any reliving of my time on Pirate Island.

* * *

In 2006, Fisher was a script editor for five episodes of the first season of H20: Just Add Water. And she wrote one episode of season 2.

Oh! And that has a connection to Silversun. Angus McClaren was in both shows.

I'm looking at the episode that Fisher wrote: "Hocus Pocus". It's about making a potion that grants wishes. I vaguely remember that.  

Maybe there was a creepy guy who wished for one of the mermaids to fall in love with him? Or something like that?

* * *

It seems that between 2003-2007, Fisher was mostly writing children's television shows.

I might have failed to mention that some of these shows were for kids. The Sleepover Club seems kind of obvious. If there was an adult show called The Sleepover Club, it would probably be porno or erotica.

But yeah—Silversun, H20 Just Add Water, and Pirate Island are also all kid shows.

After 2007, Fisher's filmography goes quiet again.

Then she comes back in 2011 with a NOT-kid show.  Instead it's a parenting show—Laid.

Oh! And now I see there's a season 2.  

I've watched only season 1.

I wonder if season 2 is on Netflix yet. 

You know...I really thought Laid was more recent—like from 2 years ago rather than 8 years ago.

Oh no!!!!

Wait.

I have the wrong show.

Stupid-me.

I'm thinking of The Let Down!!!!

I think that IS new.

I did also watch Laid, but I don't remember much about it.  

I'm pretty sure it stars the same woman from The Let Down.

Okay. Yeah. Alison Bell.  Now I feel a tiny bit less stupid.

Anyway, Laid is a comedy. I think about romance?  I don't remember much about it. IMDb, though, is triggering my memory a bit. I think Bell believes she's cursed?  She has multiple ex-lovers dying on her.

Here's a trailer.

It's kind of like a romantic dark comedy.

I wish I remembered it more.

I would sit here and say I should re-watch it. But there's just too much new stuff to watch.

That being said....I do have two re-watching things on my to-watch List.  One is Lost and the other is The Haunting of Hill House.

Anyway....

Fisher was actually one of the creators of Laid. She co-created it with a woman named Marieke Hardy.  

The two of them also produced the show along with six other producers.  

* * *

In 2013, Fisher wrote an episode of Mr. and Mrs. Murder.  I think I've seen one episode of that?  Maybe we watched it IN Australia? I have this vague feeling/memory that we did. I think maybe there was something with horses?

Oh!  

I just clicked on the episode and saw that Fisher wrote the very first one! I wasn't expecting that.

Any actors, on the show, that seem to be have some kind of connection to Fisher and/or her work?

Yes!

Alison Bell!

Anyone else?

Well, not that I can see.

I'm watching the trailer now. The premise is more interesting than I imagined.  I thought it was just another detective thing. But no, Mr. and Mrs Murder (Shaun Micallef and Kat Stewart) are crime scene CLEANERS.  

Did I understand that when I watched the one episode? Maybe I did and just forgot?

* * *

The next show is....

DANCE ACADEMY!!!!!!!!

Hallelujah!

That's such a fantastic show.

I think I've tried to get everyone in my family to watch it....well, not the three young boys. Because at the time they would have been way too young. Or not even born.

But anyway, not one family member took my advice. 

Their loss!

I really think all of them would like it.

Well to be fair, Jack and Tim did TRY one episode. But still. I think they should have tried a bit harder. Maybe.

Fisher wrote four episodes in 2012-2013.  Which season would that be?

Just did the clicking.

There's one from season 2 and three from season 3.  

I'm going to see if I remember any of them.

In the first episode "A Choreographed Life", Christian (Jordan Rodrigues) is hurt by Tara (Xenia Goodwin).  

I recently watched the Americanized version of Rodrigues in The Fosters.

I wonder if any fans of The Fosters have ended up seeking out Dance Academy. I hope so.

Well...as for "A Choreographed Life", nothing in the description really rings my memory bell.

The next episode is "The Naturals". I kind of remember this one, or at least I remember the storyline it leads to.  

Zach (Kip Gamblin) gives Grace (Isabel Durant) some private lessons. And if I remember correctly, that led to an incident of the ever-so-popular TV troupe of false accusations of sexual assault. 

I can't remember but am wondering. Did Dance Academy ever deal with real sexual assault or harassment? 

Oh! I almost forgot to mention.  From what I saw in the description, it seems "The Naturals" is where Abi (Dena Kaplan) starts singing.  

I think with the third episode "Short Cut Clause" the grief has already begun. Because Thom Green is not in the credits.

He IS in "The Naturals".

I guess he dies in between those two episodes.

Anyway...the last Fisher episode is "Graceland".

Nothing about it feels familar to me.

And...

I'm confused.

Now I'm seeing that only "Graceland" is in season 3.  The other episodes were in season 2.  

Did I read something wrong? Or is IMDb being confusing?

Well...it seems to be me.

I read things wrong.

It's two episodes in season 2 and two episodes in season 3.  

The big tragedy happens towards the end of season 2.  

I'm looking through the episodes, and I totally have to watch that tribute scene now.  

So...beautiful.

* * *

I see that once again I've messed up chronologically with IMDb.

BEFORE Dance Academy, Fisher wrote some episodes of Winners and Losers.

I've heard of that show but haven't watched it yet.

I don't know if it's available on the three streaming thingies I use (Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon) 

No...I don't see it.

But anyway, Fisher wrote five episodes from 2011-2014. 

I'll look at the middle one. It's called "Maybe Baby" 

None of the actors on the show seem very familar to me; though some seem vaguely familar.

Wait. Damien Brodie....

I think he's the guy from The Elephant Princess.

Yep. I'm right.

Cool.

I like being right. 

* * *

I couldn't find "Maybe Baby" on Youtube. But someone has uploaded another Fisher episode—"Happiness is a Delusion".

I'm going to watch a little bit.  

The people have weird voices. Like they sucked in helium. I'm not sure if there's an issue with the uploading, or it's part of the storyline?

I fast-forwarded and people still sound strange.

Maybe the characters just talk that way.

Or maybe I'm having some kind of really fucked up neurological symptom. Is there something where everyone sounds like a Chipmunk to you?

Well, no. I'm fine. I can hear Tim in the other room, and he sounds normal.

I just turned on another YouTube video—a Ted Talk. And that sounds funny to me too!!????

Now I'm watching Oprah read Harry Potter. All is well with that.

So, what's happening?

I think I get it.

My guess is that the Winners and Losers episode was uploaded at the wrong speed. Then by coincidence, I think the Ted Talker had a kind of high voice.

* * *

Fisher wrote a season 2 episode of Upper Middle Bogan.  I watched the series but don't remember the episode.

I feel most of this post is about me forgetting what I watched in the past. 

The description on IMDb says Julie (Robyn Malcolm) learns that Wayne (Glenn Robbins) is a descendant of rich relatives. 

Yeah. I totally don't remember that.

I'm not even sure who Wayne is.

Julie's husband?

Yeah. That's who he is.

I wasn't sure, because his picture is not on IMDb. So I clicked on his name and saw he's the actor who was also in Kath and Kim. That helped to put things together for me.

* * *

Fisher wrote two episodes of Wonderland.

I watched some of that on Hulu. Years ago!  I so loved it.  Hulu was weird about it, though. They had the 1st season and part of the 2nd season combined as one season.  

Recently I learned that it's now on Amazon Prime.  

Well, they have the first two seasons.

Were any more seasons made?

Yes! 

It's three seasons!

Will we ever get all seasons here?

I hope so!

Fisher wrote an episode of season 2 and season 3.

I'm not going to dive deep because I don't want spoilers.

* * *

Fisher wrote an episode of Ready For This.

It was a 2015 series about Aboriginal teens at a hostel in Sydney.  

Here's a trailer for the series.

It's a teen drama.

I think it looks pretty good. 

The anthem kid (Aaron L McGrath) from Redfern Now is one of the stars. So is manipulative Billie (Tessa de Josselin) from Home and Away.  Though I think she ended up being less manipulative later on...after I stopped watching.  People DO change sometimes. Like Theon Greyjoy.  BUT...I think it happens more in fiction than in real life.  

* * *

Well, I had some more chronological confusion.

Back in 2013....during the days of Dance Academy, Mr and Mrs. Murder and Winners and Losers, Fisher wrote an episode of House Husbands.  It was in season 2, which I would have watched.

The episode is where Kane (Gyton Grantley) and Tom (Tim Campbell) have their lives stressed by the appearance of their daughter's biological father.

I vaguely remember that.

Maybe?

Was their daughter adopted?

* * *

I just suggested to Tim that we maybe re-watch Game of Thrones, which reminded me that we re-watched some of Westworld.

So...I might have kind of misspoke before when I talked about re-watching only Lost and The Haunting of Hill House.

Anyway....onto The Family Law. This is a more recent show.  Fisher is a producer and writer for it.

Oh! It's about Chinese-Australians.

I don't think I knew that Australia has an Asian show.

That's very cool.

Fisher is the top writer just below the creator (Benjamin Law).  She's written 11 out of 18 episodes.

All the episodes of season 3 came out on January 12, 2019 which makes me think it's Netflix.  

I wonder if it's on my watch-list.  If it is, that means I DID know there was an Asian-Australian show and just forgot. Like usual.  

I just checked my IMDb app on my phone.

Yes. It's on my watch-list.

Here's a promo of the show—the opening scene. 

It looks very sweet.

I hope to watch it someday.

Well...it might not happen because there are over a thousand things on my watch-list.

And I just checked. I was wrong about it being on Netflix.

Maybe Amazon Prime.....

Nope.

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The last show on Fisher's filmography is Mustangs FC. 

She's written eight episodes.

It looks like another team drama. This one's about football.

Here's a trailer for the 2nd season.

I guess it looks kind of good. Maybe?

I'm not really into sports.

But I'm also not really into dance, and I liked Dance Academy.

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Now I'm going to look for articles and/or interviews.....

Here is Fisher's profile on the RGM website. I think it's an agency.  

They say that Fisher was an in-house development coordinator at Burberry Productions.

I have no idea what an in-house development coordinator is. I'm not sure I care enough to try to figure out what it means.

But I WILL look up Burberry Productions.  

They are a TV production company that is no longer active.

I guess they still have a website for nostalgic purposes...or for curious people like me.

They made Last Man Standing and The Sleepover Club—two of Fisher's shows.

Fisher was also part of something called Scribe. It has to do with screen and play development.  

I think this Playmaker website is talking about the Scribe thing.

What is Playmaker?

Oh. Okay. It's an Australian television production company. 

They're responsible for the shows Hiding, Love Child, The Code, House Husbands, and Slide.

There are other shows as well. The ones above are just the ones I've heard of (or watched) before.

Scribe seems to be about Australian writers working with writers in Los Angeles to help them refine their work.

It kind of sounds like they're trying to make Australian writers more Hollywoodish. 

It could be because American shows have more mass-international appeal, and they're trying to get Australian shows the same amount of attention.  

There are shows in Australia that are fairly popular around the world. But I don't think there has been anything like America's Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead.  OR like the UK's Downton Abbey. 

Though I'm not sure it's about quality. 

It could be more about marketing and distribution.  

Anyway....

Here's some other stuff about Kirsty Fisher.

She has two small kids.

I wonder when that profile was written.

The small kids might be big kids now.

 And here's something quite interesting: Fisher has a stationery company called International Girl Aerogrammes. It's an initiative to get people back into letter writing.

Reading all my old letters this year and last year really made me miss letter-writing.

Then again, it could be that I lost(or greatly reduced) contact with pretty much EVERYONE from my past...except for my immediate family.

If  I was still in touch with people—texting them on a regular basis, I probably wouldn't have such a longing.

For example. In college, my first cousin and I frequently kept in touch with letter writing. We shared a lot. We were very much in touch.

Now I see him every few years at family gatherings, and it's just vague small talk.

What if we were still good friends? What if we texted on a weekly basis?  

So...it's probably my relationship to him that I miss and not the actual letter-writing.

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Here's a 2009 review of International Girl Aerogrammes. I'm assuming it's the one that Fisher was co-creator/owner of.

I say was, because I tried to go to the actual website, and it doesn't work. It might have gone out of business?

The reviewer says the stationery designs have the aim of increasing awareness about cultures and languages. The example in the reviewer's photo has Arabic on the stationery.

The stationery is environmentally friendly—100% recycled. That's cool!

They have a quote from International Girl Aerogramme's mission. They say:

We believe that happiness and kindness come through slowing down and taking time: savoring the moment and being aware.

I definitely agree with this. Though it would be wise for me to work on putting it in practice more.

Well.....

Maybe my new way of doing biography posts is kind of on that path.

With the old way, I'd work all day. It was exhausting. And I'm sure I felt very rushed at times.

Now I'm writing the posts over several days. I feel less rushed. And also it gives me more time for other things.

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Now I'm going to read an interview with Fisher and her Laid writing partner Marieke Hardy. It's in something called IF Magazine.

The article/interview is from 2012.

Fisher said she met Hardy when she was a script editor for a kids TV show that Hardy was writing for.

I wonder which one.

I guess I can just cross reference their filmographies.....

Looking at Hardy's filmography.  It looks like it was The Sleepover Club that brought them together.

In between The Sleepover Club and Laid, the two writers worked together on Last Man Standing.  

Fisher says this about her and Hardy's collaboration: 

I think our styles are slightly different. I think she does much more zingy one-liners and lots of pop culture references and I think I’m a bit more mushy. I often go for the heart and the warmth and the kind of poignant moment.

That makes collaboration sound really wonderful.

I haven't done much writing with other people. What Fisher says makes me want to. It sounds nice, working with your strengths and having someone else pick up the slack when it comes to your weaknesses.

My biggest weakness is probably descriptions. I'm horrible at describing people and settings.

It would be cool if I can have someone write the descriptions and I'd maybe do the dialogue?  We could both work on plot stuff.

Although I imagine sometimes things don't work out well. What if I have a writer friend that I adore. We want to work together but it ends up we both suck at writing descriptions. What if we both think we're good at writing dialogue, and we get all competitive and spiteful about that.

I like what Fisher says here: She’s a lot stronger on the directing – in rehearsals she’s much more able to direct performers because she understands that language. She understands how to communicate it in a way that’s sort of subtle and diplomatic rather than me going “not like that!

Funny! And I like Fisher's self-awareness. She seems to understand her strengths and weaknesses.

Oh!  I could have just kept reading.

In Marieke's section, she reveals that the children's show was The Sleepover Club.

Now I'm wondering why Fisher was vague about it. Did she forget the show?  Was she trying to be mysterious? Is she embarrassed of it?

* * *

Now I'm reading an interview with Benjamin Law regarding The Family Law.

He says something similar to what Fisher said about collaboration. AND he also seems to agree with what Fisher said regarding her emotional writing.

He says: Even in the series two iteration of the writers room, there are all of these different elements that complement each other. Lawrence Leung brings a lot of heart. Kirsty Fisher brings so much emotional depth, but also logic as well. She will say “This doesn’t make sense. This would make sense if you were in *this* situation”. Sophie Miller just has the vision. I provide really bad jokes, half of which don’t work. And Julie Eckersley who is our producer, who is in the room as well, has an acting background. So, when we can’t understand a scene, she gets up out of her chair to act it out.

That's very cool.

* * *

Here's an article, in The Age, about Fisher, Hardy, and Laid.

Now suddenly I'm naming the websites that I'm visiting.. I mean I usually do that when it comes to IMDb, Twitter, and stuff like that. But I don't usually name the places I'm finding the articles or blogposts.

So, now I'm thinking what I really need, in terms of collaboration, is a writer who is good at consistency.

I'm horrible at being consistent.

For example....

Should I write out numbers or should I just use the actual number?

When I talk about TV shows, should I talk in present tense or past tense. Should it be Ryan Corr is in Packed to the Rafters or Ryan Corr was in Packed to the Rafters.

Anyway.....

Paul Kalina, the author of the article, describes Laid as part gentle black comedy, part romantic fable.

I like that—gentle black comedy.

I wonder what other shows would fit into that description. 

Maybe Santa Clarita's Diet?  The gore of the show is FAR from gentle. It's very gruesome. But the characters are so sweet...even though they're committing murder.

Hardy is big on declaring that her show is not about female empowerment or a female fightback show.

Why? What's so wrong with that?  

I mean not every show has to be about female empowerment. But why would someone feel the need to promote the fact that it's not.  

It's like she's worried people will avoid the show because they're afraid of feminist themes.  

There's also stuff in the article about making sure Roo (Alison Bell) doesn't seem like too much of a slut. Because then she could end up being unlikeable.

Yikes.  

And they didn't want Roo to be too beautiful, because it might be a put off to female viewers.

Okay. That one I'm guilty of.

Sort of.

There have been actresses I've been resistant to, because they were too pretty. When I first saw their shows, I saw them as mindless, boring Barbie Dolls. But within an episode or two, I quite adored them.

The two that come to mind are Amanda Schull in 12 Monkeys and Lauren German in Lucifer.

I also have issues when almost every woman on a show looks like models. The newer episodes of Home and Away were like that for me. Too much prettiness. 

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As for social media....

There are quite a few Kirsty Fisher's on Twitter,  but I don't think any of them are the subject of this post.

How about Instagram?

No. I'm not finding the right Kirsty Fisher there either.

I don't have a Facebook account, so I'm not going to explore that avenue.

So...I guess this will be the end.

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