It's Time to Check on Your Jewish Friends

Hey you!

It's time to check on your Jewish friends! 

(If you haven't done so already).

No.

No.

No.

NOT to make sure they're okay.

You need to check on your Jewish friends to make sure

A) They're not Zionists

B) They didn't post anything about October 7 (Unless it was to glorify the glorious resistance)

C) They're not Israeli

D) They don't watch The Last of Us and have denounced it as Zionist propaganda. 

E)  They hate Gal Gadot and feel absolutely nauseated whenever they see her face or hear her voice. 

F) They have at least twice made it known that they believe Palestinian Lives Matter....More than Israeli ones. 

Much more than Israeli ones.

In fact, if they don't believe that even the lives of hungry, flesh eating, undead matter more than the lives of Israelis...run as far away from them as possible.

Helpful Note: Hierarchy of Lives Mattering in order of most-mattering to least:

Palestinians

All other Humans

Most Other Animals

Fleas and Mosquitos

Slow Zombies

Fast Zombies

Israelis and/or Zionists 

If your Jewish friend has given any evidence of believing Israeli lives matter...even to a tiny degree, drop them. 

If you don't drop them, this makes you Zionist-by-Proxy.

G) They don't follow any Palestinian traitors on Instagram or Facebook.  

Or Tik Tok!!

Traitor=anyone who has expressed sorrow or condolences about Israeli deaths and/or condemned the glorious Hamas freedom fighters.  

A horrific example of this is:.He-who-must-not-be-named

I) They understand that Jews are Indigenous to Poland and that Israel participating in Eurovision proves this. 

If they bring up Australia, spit in their face. 

Also: Ask them. "Why are you talking about Australia when children in Palestine are suffering? How can you be so cold-hearted?"

J) At least once a week they comment on a post regarding Judaism, Israel, or Palestine, with the phrase "As a Jew"... 

Most Acceptable continuations of the comment: "I understand Zionism is the main cause of antisemitism" or "I am tired of seeing my fellow Jews weaponizing antisemitism" or "I am heartbroken to see Jews turn into Nazis" or "The biggest threat to the Jewish people is Israel". 

K) They don't follow any of the following evil Zionist accounts: Hen Mazzig, ChrisCaresNone, NovaPeris, Ritchie Torres, Danielle Solzman, Tara Strong, Political Jew, Matthew Nouriel, Biggah, Lani Apo, Shai Davidai, That Semite, Amelia Adams, Zioness, Holyland Speaks

Unfortunately, there are hoards more of these Zionist Monsters. I don't have time to list all of them, so you will have to take the time and effort to do your own research.

But do make sure you comb through your Jew's social medias very carefully. To not do so is a crime against humanity.

L) They use the watermelon or Palestinian Flag emoji at least four times a day. 

That is the end of my list for now. 

Please heed my words carefully.

If it ends up you have HAD the wrong kind of Jewish friends, I pity you. But you will be forgiven. We all make mistakes.

Be aware, though, that if you remain friends, or even acquaintances, with a Zionist Jew you are complicit in genocide, apartheid, and generalized pure-evil.  

There is nothing you can do to completely clean your soul.

The damage is done.  

The Left and Right of Autism

I think like as with politics, the world of autism as a left-wing and a right-wing.

The extreme right-wing view: Autism is a tragic disease. We need to find a cure as fast as possible.

The extreme left-wing view: We need to accept autistic people which means treating them with an absolutely perfect mix of sympathy, understanding, and celebration.

The right-wing pushes a message of, you need to become a different person but don't worry we will help you change.

The left-wing pushes a message of, you don't need to change and in fact you should embrace your difficult behaviors, because it will reduce your imposter syndrome and help convince those around you that your diagnosis is valid.

Like I have become with politics...I am pushing myself to go for a center approach.

I am autistic.

That's very cool. 

I adore autistic-Dina. 

I am super awesome...in some ways. And a lot of my awesomeness comes from being born autistic.

But some aspects of my autism are shitty for me and/or shitty for others. 

I don't need to bend completely to make things super lovely for others. Yet I shouldn't expect them to bend completely for me.

We can all bend a little.

Give a bit. Take a bit.

This also means I don't need to be fully accepting of hurtful and/or annoying behaviors in others...whether they are autistic, or under the overly-wide neurodivergent umbrella, or are a so-called neurotypical.  

For example. No, I don't want to listen to someone info-dumping about a subject I care little about. UNLESS...they're willing to show interest in my interests.

Yes, I recognize that some people have more control over this than others. I will have more sympathy and will attempt to have more patience with people who I see as not having the ability to easily improve their conversational skills. 

But if the info-dumping person (autistic or not) appears to have the ability to learn new skills when they put effort into it, I will be less tolerant...and probably avoid being stuck in a conversation with them. 

I'm not going to let anyone bore me to tears in the spirit of autism-acceptance. 

Our Progressive Allies

Being a progressive ally to Jews takes either:

(And that includes Jews who support the existence of Israel as the Mothership of the Jews...which is the majority of Jews, btw)

A) Courage

B) Ignorance

No. I don't mean ignorance about how evil Zionists are or ignorance about Israel being the most evil country in the world. (or if not THE most evil then AN evil country that, for some reason people need to passionately hate above all other evil countries). 

What I mean is ignorance about how much Zionists are hated in the progressive world and ignorant to the fact that if you stand up for Jews or say something supportive about Israel...you likely will get canceled, boycotted, attacked...or at least get some really mean comments on Instagram.  

All that being said, it's not all doom and gloom for progressive allies of untokenizable Jews. 

Yes. Progressive allies of Jews get shit thrown their way. They will lose some friends, and points will be deducted from their reputation.

But they gain new friends and also admiration and gratitude....If the algorithms are kind to them.

IF the algorithms are kind to them, there will likely be a lot of admiration and gratitude from some right-wing Jews and tons and tons of admiration and gratitude from progressive Jews. Because us progressive Zionists are super hungry for support coming from our own political side. 

If I was good at poetry, I would write a parody of Rudyard Kipling's If poem about being a progressive Zionist or ally. 

Something along the lines of...if you can support Israel and Jews while still supporting DEI and resisting Trump-Fascism while other allies around you are blabbing on excessively about the horrors of DEI and Wokeness. And Netanyahu is doing shitty things....then....

Well, you're not gonna turn from a boy to a man or anything like that.

But....

I won't blame you for stress-eating that big tub of peanut M&M's from Costco or needing an increase in your medication.

Or screaming into the void.