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Costas Mandylor

I now have a good example of how our subconscious minds pick up on stuff that our conscious minds do not.

If someone, this morning, asked me who I was going to be writing about today, I'd have no idea. I did see my list yesterday, but it usually doesn't stick in my brain....at least not consciously.

Last night, I dreamed about ghosts; mean ghosts who hid in closets and bathrooms. They wanted me to become one of them, and eventually I did. It could be a coincidence, but the one show I remember seeing with Costas Mandylor was Charmed. And in that, he played a mean ghost.

I didn't realize Mandylor was Australian until recently. It kind of surprised me. I think Americans are frequently surprised to find out that all these actors are Australian. We should probably just start assuming that everyone we see on American TV is Australian. Then we won't have to be surprised anymore. Well, maybe instead we'll be surprised when an actor turns out to be NOT Australian.

Mandylor has the same birthday as my mom. September 3. Although he was born in 1965, and she was born in 1948.

Lord Wiki says baby Costas was born in Melbourne. His original last name was Theodosopoulos. Wow. Well, I think Mandylor sounds better with his first name. It seems he didn't choose that one out of thin air. His mom's maiden name was Mandylaris.

Mandylor's father was a taxi driver. That's about all Lord Wiki provides regarding Mandylor's childhood.

There's not much personal stuff here. He's a soccer fan, and he was married from 1997-2000.

I guess I'll jump on over to IMDb.

Crap this guy has a VERY long filmography. This is going to take a long time to get through.

It starts in 1989. Mandylor was in Triumph of the Spirit. That sounds familar to me....like something I would have watched in film school. Well, I'm looking at it. I don't remember the plot on any conscious level. That doesn't mean I didn't see it though. It's about a Greek boxer who ends up in Auschwitz. I wonder if he was Jewish or not.

William Dafoe played the main character. Mandylor is fairly high up in the credits, though. Even though this was his first screen appearance, I don't think his role was overly small. I could be wrong, though.

The IMDb trivia page says that this was the first movie that was allowed to be filmed at the actual camp.

Here's the trailer. You can see Mandylor around :52.

In 1991, Mandylor was in The Doors. My sister was really into that movie.

Mandylor is way low in the credits, and plays someone named Italian Count. I'm guessing his role was pretty small. I also see Jennifer Rubin in the credits. I remember her from Nightmare on Elm Street 3.

That same year, Mandylor was in Soapdish and Mobsters.

I liked Soapdish. I don't remember it much now, but I remember thinking it was a fun movie. Mandylor played someone named Mark. Here's the trailer.

I like Robert Downey Jr.

I enjoyed watching that, although I didn't see Mandylor. Maybe I'll watch that movie again someday.

For Mobsters, Mandylor is way up high on the list. He's second, right behind Christian Slater.

Mandylor played Frank Costello. Lord Wiki says Costello was a major mafia guy. His nickname was Prime Minister of the Underworld.

Here's a scene from the movie. Patrick Dempsey is in it. This was back before he became so overly popular with Grey's Anatomy fans.

In 1993, Mandylor played someone named Costello again. But I don't think it was supposed to be the same guy. This movie was Fatal Past. It was an Australian-American thing. It was filmed in Sydney and Japan. That's about all the information I can find for now.

In 1994, Mandylor did a thing with one of the Charmed girls; Shannon Doherty. I can't remember if they also worked on Charmed together. Was the ghost episode during the Prue days or Paige days?

Anyway, this movie is a ghost thing too. It's about a psychologist who believes she's being haunted by her dead mother.

Here's a part of the movie.

The dead mother thing is creepy.

The acting in this is so horrible. It's funny, though.

The writing is awful too. It reminds me of the stuff I wrote in eighth grade. I fast-forwarded a bit to get to Mandylor. I think that's him at 3:46. He's in prison playing a harmonica.

Oh! What a twist! He's not a prisoner. He's a detective, and was just hanging out in the jail cell.

Is this movie supposed to be this bad. Is it kind of like a joke? Or did they really think they were making something brilliant? I mean...maybe it's kind of like a satire, or parody? I hope so. But it kind of doesn't seem like it.

I do like one concept mentioned in this film. Doherty's character says she uses a research technique where she opens up to the subject about her own life. The idea is if she wants the subject to open up to her, she has to open up to them first. One of the things I don't like about psychology is the falseness and one-sidedness of it all. It doesn't seem right to me....one person spilling their guts, and the other person keeping things so private. That's why I feel it's better to tell your problems to a friend. When I was going through a rough time, I did long emails back and forth with an online friend. We BOTH shared, and I liked that. Although I think there are people who like to do all the talking. They love talking on and on about themselves. They don't like listening to other people's problems. So these people would probably enjoy going to a psychologist. Then there are other unfortunate souls who end up in a life filled with the people who like to talk and not listen. No one wants to listen to this person, so she ends up having to pay someone to listen to her. I think that's so sad.

In 1995, Mandylor was in Venus Rising. Jessica Alba gets top billing for this, but a YouTube user says she's in it for about fifteen seconds. That's annoying. An actor has a small bit in the movie but since they're famous, their part is over-emphasized.

The Yahoo movie site says it's about a prison escapee who comes to an island. Billy Wirth from Lost Boys is in it.

Mandylor did a bunch of stuff in 1995.

The next thing on the list is....

Oh no. I made another chronology mistake. I need to remember not to do this.

We gotta back up to 1992. So that was after Mobsters, and before the Shannon Doherty thing. Mandylor started work on Picket Fences. He played Kenny Lacos from 1992-1996. Here we have another Charmed connection. Holly Marie Combs was on this show. I've seen it once. It was when I first heard of Hulu.com I watched a scene where Combs kissed a girl. You know, I haven't really used Hulu since then. Maybe I should. It might be a good resource. ALTHOUGH an Australian friend told me Australians can't get Hulu. So if I link to it, I may make some people feel left out. It might be best to stick to YouTube.

Lord Wiki says Kenny Lacos is an impulsive and immature sheriff's deputy. He kind of sounds like David Arquette's character in the Scream movies.

Here's a fan video about Picket Fences. It's not just music and scenes. They have informational stuff. I'm learning here. The show is about a family living in Rome, Wisconsin. I used to live in Madison, Wisconsin. I loved it there.

Lord Wiki says there actually is a Rome Wisconsin....two of them actually. But the Picket Fences one is fictional. And he says that there was also a fictional Rome Wisconsin in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.

You can see Mandylor in the video at :51.

Zelda Rubinstein from Poltergeist was in it!

I just found this interview with Rubinstein. She had such a sweet voice. The interview is done by The Advocate. At some point, Rubinstein did print ads advocating safe sex for men.

Here's part of an episode of Picket Fences. It involves the Amish. Mandylor has some lines at 2:31.

An Amish girl was raped.

There's more Mandylor at 7:25. The Amish refuse to press charges against the rapist. They forgive the guy and want to do the whole turn-the-other-cheek thing. I think that's noble, in some ways. Forgiveness is beautiful. The problem is he may rape someone else in the future. So to let the guy free might not be the best choice. But who knows. Maybe being forgiven will change his soul, or something.

I'm skipping ahead to the last part of the episode. I'm curious to how this all turns out. The Amish are in court, so maybe they changed their mind about pressing charges. Or maybe the city sued them for not pressing charges?

I'm at TV.com now. I want to find out what this is all about. They have me totally curious.

So what happens is.....another woman IS raped. This girl's played by Allison Hannigan. The parents of this girl are furious at the Amish for letting the guy go free. So, I was kind of right. The Amish are in court, because they're being sued.

Here's Alyson Hannigan. It's weird to see her in a serious role.

I'm liking Picket Fences. I should watch more of it someday.

Now I'm going to go back to 1995.

There's Falling for You. It's a TV movie about a serial killer. I'm not sure if Mandylor is the killer or not. Jennie Garth plays the protagonist.

Fist of the North Star looks like a martial arts type movie. It looks like the kind of stuff Tim loves.

It's based on Japanese graphic novels.

Here's the trailer. I can see Mandylor at :55, and he pops up briefly in other bits as well.

We have another Venus thing; Delta of Venus. It's about two Americans having an affair in Paris during World War II. Audie England was in this, and she was also in Mandylor's other Venus movies. Maybe the movies are connected?

Well, Mandylor and England both play different characters in each movie. The director is the same though. So I guess they're connected in a way, but it's not like a sequel.

Here's a scene from the movie. It's an erotics type thing, but this scene is pretty tame.

The last movie for 1995 is Virtuosity with Denzel Washington. It's about virtual reality.

Here's the trailer. It looks dumb, yet somewhat intriguing. The basic story is that a virtual reality guy becomes real and unfortunately, he's a murderer. There was an episode of Electric Company like this. A video game character was brought into the real world. He wasn't a killer, though.

Oh! The Virtuosity killer was Russell Crowe! I thought he looked kind of familar. I didn't think of Crowe though.

In 1996, Mandylor was in a science fiction TV movie called Last Exit to Earth. This website says it's about a future where men have been bred to lose their aggression. The catch is they also became sterile. Humans become almost extinct, and people have to go to the past to get fertile men.

Next we have Portraits of a Killer with Jennifer Grey. Is that Grey before the new nose or after the new nose? The movie is about a lawyer who falls in love with her client. She wants to believe he's innocent, but she has her suspicions. That sounds like a rough situation to be in.

Crosscut is about a man who moves to California to get away from it all....or at least his family and work associates. Mandylor is the star. An IMDb user provides more info. Mandylor's character was a Mafia man. He's running from that life to work in the timber industry.

It looks like Mandylor's first film project after Picket Fences was Just Write. Jobeth Williams from Poltergeist was in this. So I've had two Poltergeist people already today. The funny thing is Oliver Robins was in my ghost dream last night. He was one of the bad ghosts. Then this morning, I googled him. I found this interview. They have a picture of how he looks today. He's kind of cute.

Maybe Poltergeist is one of the themes of my day.

Lord Wiki says Just Write is a romantic-comedy about a bus driver who meets an actress. She believes he's a famous screenwriter, and he lets her go on believing that. I didn't know being a screenwriter could get you such positive attention in Los Angeles. I thought they were usually ignored and unappreciated.

Mandylor is not the fake screenwriter in the movie. That's Jeremy Piven. I'm not sure who Mandylor is supposed to be.

In the TV movie Love-Struck, Mandylor played Cupid.

Here's a scene from the movie. It reminds me of Charmed.

The premise of Stand-ins sounds interesting. It takes place in 1937 Hollywood, and is about actors who never make it big themselves. Instead, they stand in for the movie stars. Lord Wiki says they're not the same as body doubles. Body doubles are actually seen in the movie. The stand-in is just there before the camera is rolling. They're used for lighting, blocking, and all that stuff. They don't need to look like the actor, but they need to have the same skin tone and size. Sometimes the person who is used for the stand-in will also be used for the body double.

Here's a whole website about the job. It doesn't sound that fun....pretty tedious. I wonder if they get paid well. Maybe there's hope that this job will lead to an acting job? Maybe some people just like being part of the movie production. There's probably some amount of excitement to that.

From 1997-1998, Mandylor was in the TV show Players. It was about convicted scam-artists helping the FBI.

In 1998, he was in Double Take, a political thriller involving Argentina. Then there was Shelter. It involves the Greek mafia. Mandylor plays a Greek guy. I'm guessing from his last name, the guy is Greek in real life.

I don't usually mention shorts, but YouTube has a scene from My Brother Cicero. If I can watch part of a short, I'll usually mention it. This one is about a guy who wants his roommate taken care of...if you know what I mean. And that roommate happens to be a cat. It's a comedy. Don't feel sorry for the cat. He's abusive to his human.

The movie was written by Mandylor's brother, Louis. Lord Wiki says it won the best short film in the New York Underground Film Festival. Well, that's kind of sad. It seems the New York Underground Film Festival is no more. It ended in 2008.

Also in 1998, Mandylor was in the TV movie The Fury Within. It's a horror-paranormal thing. I like that kind of stuff...sometimes.

Mandylor played the husband of Ally Sheedy. Ally Sheedy makes me think of my sister's nasal surgery. Why? When she was recovering at my parent's house, she was watching The Breakfast Club.

The movie was an Australian-American production. An Australian IMDb user is very offended that it was made. Leask81 says, Hold on. The Australian Government announces almost $1m in tax concessions for overseas films being made in Australia...so that we can continue to get trash like THIS on our screens??? (That's obviously a cynical view...THE MATRIX and STAR WARS EPISODE I weren't too bad...) Do Americans actually like these films???!!! Surely someone must, otherwise they wouldn't get made!! Kind of eerie. He wrote that on 11 September 2001. I wonder if it was before or after the bombs. Well, hopefully it was before. Kind of sad if he was thinking about American movie crap at a time like that.

Next we have the TV movie Exiled. It's a Law and Order movie. I didn't know they made Law and Order movies. Chris Noth from Sex and the City (and also Law and Order) is the star of it.

This Mandylor guy is in a lot of TV movies. I think he's that type of actor; TV Movie Man.

In 1999, we have Bonanno: A Godfather's Story. As the title suggests, it's a mafia thing. Mafia stuff bores me.

Here's the trailer. I think that's Mandylor at :19.

Next on the list is Shame, Shame, Shame which reunites Mandylor with Audie England. This England girl's career pretty much ended after this movie. She did one movie in 2000, and that's it. Well, I shouldn't be so dismal. Her career could come back at some point. And maybe her life is going well without film and TV. Maybe she's doing theatre or something.

Last in 1999 is Stealth Fighter. Ice-T is in it. I've seen his name crop up a few times today. Yep. He also worked with Mandylor on Players and Exiled.

Here's a trailer for Stealth Fighter. Ernie Hudson plays the President of the United States. I wonder how many movies and TV shows have had black presidents. Off my head, I can think of two others....24, and that disaster movie with Morgan Freeman. This website lists more.

In 2000, Mandylor and Ice-T did yet another movie together. This was Gangland. Here's the trailer. It looks kind of like Mad Max.

Next we have Intrepid. It's an action film involving a cruise ship. Here's that trailer.

I'm not attracted to many of these movies, but I do find Mandylor to be kind of attractive. He reminds me of Aidan Quinn.

Mandylor was in a short-lived TV show in 2000 called Secret Agent Man. Here are some scenes from an episode.

Is that supposed to be a fashion show?

This actually looks somewhat entertaining....kind of funny.

Mandylor did two episodes of a show called Resurrection Blvd. I totally don't remember hearing of this show. Lord Wiki says it was on Showtime, and it was about a Latino family involved with boxing.

In 2001, Mandylor was in Turn of Faith. It's about three kids in the same neighborhood, taking different paths of life. I think it's another mafia. thing. Well, the family business is mentioned. I doubt they're talking about a film-developing business.

Although maybe it's NOT the mafia. I shouldn't jump to conclusions.

Here's the trailer. It might be fan-made. It does look like a mafia thing. It looks pretty dumb, and they really overuse the f word. I totally love that word, but it's better in moderation.

The next movie was directed by Sean Penn; The Pledge. The credits here throw me off a bit. Jack Nicholson is the main star, yet he's not on the first page of credits. What's that all about?

The movie is about a retiring detective who promises a grieving mother that he will find the killer of her child.

Here's the trailer. Well, that has caught my interest. I gotta go read the spoilers, so I can find out what happened. Don't worry. I won't talk about what I find.....

It sounds pretty good. I'm not disappointed with the outcome. Mandylor played a deputy in the film. I don't think his role was overly substantial.

Mandylor was in a TV movie based on a Nora Roberts book; Sanctuary. Melissa Gilbert plays the victim of a stalker. I wonder if Mandylor is the stalker.

Above and Beyond is about a man whose best friend becomes paralyzed. And the man falls in love with his best friend's wife. That would be a complicated situation. Adam Baldwin is the other star. I remember him from that old movie, My Bodyguard.

I'm going to mention this one-time guest appearance because it's a show I watch and like. In 2001, Mandylor appeared in Sex and the City.

Here's a scene, but it's in German.

Mandylor plays a friar. I think Samantha is interested in him.

It's fun watching this in German.

TV.com describes the episode. Samantha has an affair with the friar....in her mind. That's usually the safest place to have sex, especially when it comes to forbidden love. You get the fun without the guilt. Well, there might be a little guilt, but there won't be all that messy drama.

In 2002, Mandylor was in another one of those thriller things. This was Cover Story. That Show Girls woman was in it.

It's about a magazine editor who gets accused of murder. How exciting.

2002 was also the year Mandylor was in Charmed. And now I see this was a Paige episode. It was season 4. Prue died at the end of season 3...or kind of at the beginning of season 4.

Here are some scenes from the episode. First we have the Aussie Prime Minister's son. Then Mandylor appears at 3:01.

Oh! The other brother is Louis Mandylor. This is a family thing.

They're very mean ghosts. They're killer ghosts....just like in my dream. At first they were just there. Then they wanted me dead. Then I WAS dead. I floated around this camp-like place, and tried to scare this woman. She couldn't see me, but her boyfriend could. Then it all became a bit x-rated, so I won't go into that.

I like Charmed. It has some great lines, and I also like the acting.

Next is another TV movie thriller thing; Scent of Danger. It's about an FBI agent and a missing child case. Oh, and it's also about search and rescue dogs. The movie was shown on Animal Planet. An IMDb user wasn't impressed with the film. TC-4 says, Obviously this movie had no technical advisors as everything was totally wrong and made real handlers look stupid. For example, it takes years of training under all sorts of weather with qualified instructors and after passing difficult exams to become a certified S and;R dog and handler. Yet one of the dogs was trained in a backyard once for 5 minutes and suddenly became a S and R dog.

Also in 2002, Mandylor was in The Real Deal.

Here's a trailer. Maybe it's fan made? It has some female nudity, so it doesn't seem like something that would be shown on American TV during our usual commercial time. It doesn't look overly exciting to me. Neither does Hitters, another mafia type thing.

In 2004, Mandylor was in the TV movie Just Desserts. It's about a family that owns a bakery. Lauren Holly was in it. She was in Picket Fences with Mandylor. I think she played his love interest. So here, they're reunited.

Next we have an animal horror movie. I love those. This was in called Dinocroc. The animal is an ancestor of the crocodile. Miracle of miracles. I think Mandylor actually plays an Australian in this movie.

Here's a trailer. Shit. That thing is scary. But I think modern day real crocodiles are scarier.

Next we have The Eavesdropper. It's about a deaf woman who is given a treatment that allows her to read minds. That sounds kind of interesting. All the other patients in the experiment went psychotic. That kind of sucks for them.

In 2005, we have another Mandylor brother movie. This is The Game of Their Lives. Gerald Butler is in it too. I like him. The movie is about a US soccer team winning against England. It's a big deal because America doesn't really get much into soccer like other countries do. It's a true story; it happened in 1950. Lord Wiki says America didn't even really care. Only one American journalist (Dent McSkimming) had been there to cover the event, and he had to take off work to cover the event. His newspaper wouldn't support him going to the event.

I'm not usually into sport movies, but this one sounds good to me. Patrick Stewart plays the older Dent McSkimming. I'm guessing maybe the movie is a flashback type thing.

Here's the trailer. I think it looks good. I wonder if Tim has seen it. I'll go down and ask him now. I want to grab a snack....

He hasn't seen the movie yet. Maybe he can see it someday.

Let's continue.

We next have Dr. Chopper, a straight-to-video slasher film. It's partying college students against a crazed doctor and his nurses. Here's the trailer. I guess Mandylor plays a cop. He seems a bit sadistic.

Lord Wiki says the movie got horrible reviews, but it has developed a sort of cult status.

Sub Zero was another straight-to-video thing; It's about Russian terrorists. It involves snow, cold, and climbing.

The Shore is another movie about missing children. It sounds depressing.

In 2006, Mandylor was in Payback. I thought I had heard of this movie, but I think I was thinking of something else.

Okay yeah. Lord Wiki says there was a Payback movie with Mel Gibson. That came out in 1999.

Here's something funny. Christopher Atkins is in Payback. He plays a cop that put Mandylor in prison. Mandylor seeks revenge against him. Christopher Atkins was in The Blue Lagoon. Brian Krause from Charmed was in the sequel to the Blue Lagoon. In the Charmed episode, Mandylor's character seeks revenge against Krause's character. So twice, Mandylor has played characters going after Blue Lagoon people.

Okay. We gotta back up again. I missed a TV show. Mandylor did five episodes of 7th Heaven. They were spaced out a bit, ranging from 2004-2006. He played Bill Brewer.

Lord Wiki's cousin
says that Bill is the dad of Martin. Martin is a kid who lived with the Camdens while his father was fighting in the Iraq war.

In 2006, Mandylor was in the TV movie Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York. Michael Ironside from V was in it. Here's the trailer. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

Next, Mandylor was in Saw III. He plays Mark Hoffman. Lord Wiki has a whole entry on him. Apparently, Mandylor has done many of these movies; four so far, and Mandylor plans to be in a fifth. If I'm reading this right, Hoffman is an apprentice of the Jigsaw killer guy. A friend tried to explain the movies to me. The Jigsaw is not just a killer. He's some kind of moral teacher as well. He puts people in situations to try to get them to better themselves. It's kind of like tough love...a very sadistic kind.

The IMDb trivia page has something pretty funny. They say the producers of Saw III asked the producers of Scary Movie 4 to borrow their set, because Scary Movie 4 had an exact replica of the Saw sets. What happened the real Saw sets?

Here's the parody scenes from Scary Movie 4 of Saw. I've never liked Dr. Phil but at least he can make fun of himself. I respect that.

Here's a fan video tribute to Mark Hoffman.

The screenplay of Saw III was written by Australians. I think I learned that before. I don't remember why.

In 2007, Mandylor was in made in Brooklyn. Here's the trailer. Is that Mandylor at 1:41?

Mandylor was in a Canadian movie; Nobody. Here's the trailer. It looks weird....a surreal type thing.

Saw IV came out in 2007. Here's the trailer. That doesn't look like a fun situation to be in. It's kind of like a demented version of that camp thing....What's that called again....where they try to get you to work as a team? I forgot the name. But you climb a wall together. You have to fall down, and other people catch you? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Mandylor was in the Angelina Jolie Bewulf movie. He played Hondshew. According to this book-cheat website, Hondshew is a minor character eaten by Grendel. I hope he was delicious.

Here's the trailer.

Oh. It's one of those CGI movies.

Mandylor was in the TV movie Primal Doubt. It's an internet murder mystery thing. Here's the trailer. It's a bit confusing to me. I had to watch it three times. What's confusing is Mandylor looks like both the murder victim AND the suspect. Well, at least to me he does. It's not the same person, though. Mandylor is only the suspect. The murder victim is a guy that his wife was having an Email affair with.

In 2008, Mandylor was in Lost Warrior: Left Behind, a straight-to-video movie. It's a thriller about reality TV. Mandylor plays a producer who made a kill-0r-be-killed type show.

In Emma Blue, Mandylor plays the devil. It's a romantic-comedy. It sounds kind of cute. The devil falls in love. That's sweet.

It's a Greek movie.

Here's the trailer. It looks interesting. Since I'm not Christian, I'm destined to go to hell. So it's nice to imagine the devil is a sexy guy like that.

Well, this is funny. In Mandylor's next movie, he played Jesus. I'm not sure if it's THAT Jesus, though. The movie is The Drum Beats Twice. I can't find much about the movie. Have any of you seen it?

Toxic is a movie about an escaped mental patient. Here's the trailer. It reminds me of The Ring. Lord Wiki says Mandylor plays the owner of a strip club. He explains the plot, but it's too long and confusing for me to understand. I can't say I'm overly interested.

Saw V came out in 2008. Here's another fan video about Mark Hoffman. So do fans of Saw see Hoffman as a hero? I'm trying to understand. Without seeing the movies, I can't be sympathetic to their love. But I'm guessing it's kind of how I love Ben in Lost. If I listed all the bad stuff Ben has done, a person who doesn't watch Lost would think I was nuts for loving him. But although he does evil things, he's not an evil person. He has good in him. Is that what Mark Hoffman is like?

The Mandylor brothers did an Indonesian movie about sports. This was The Ball is Round. Here's the trailer. I like the singing. That's pretty awesome. It's a bit different from most movie trailers. Maybe it's fan made?

In 2009, Mandylor was in a vampire movie; Immortally Yours. One of the actresses used to be on Another World. Katie Rich. I can't remember her exact storyline, but I think it involved a guy named Tony the Tuna.

Here's the trailer for Immortally Yours. Like Twilight and the Sookie Stackhouse stuff, it's about vampire-human romance. In the movie, Mandylor plays the henchman of the leader of a evil crime group. The leader is trying to obtain immortality. The vampire's love interest is the daughter of a scientist. The scientist's work is funded by the evil crime boss. It sounds like a fairly okay plot to me.

In 2009, we had Saw VI. I'm going to skip watching a video for that one. It's getting late, and I'm tired.

Recently, Mandylor was in Hyenas. Or maybe it hasn't come out yet. It's a horror thing about shape-shifters.

Here's a fan-made trailer.

Link
You know. I think Mandylor is like the prince of B movies.

Next we have Sinners and Saints. Here's the trailer. I'm not interested.

Then there's Cursed...another Mandylor brother thing. I might like this better. It's supernatural. I like supernatural stuff. Here's the trailer. The southern accents are cute, but the movie's not really calling to me. Honestly, I might just be tired of Mandylor. I've been with the guy all day. I feel like we're married...and I am about ready for a divorce.

Mandylor is in five upcoming movies. I don't have the energy or motivation to talk about all of them. I'm going to look at them briefly, and pick the one which looks the most interesting to me. Then I'll talk about it.

Okay. I have picked it. It's Torn. The reason it looks interesting to me, is it's an Australian film. I don't think Mandylor has done a lot of Australian movies. Mandylor plays a real estate agent named Steve. Some guy decides he doesn't like Steve, and sets out to destroy him.

Now I'm going to read the IMDb trivia page.

Mandylor used to play professional soccer, but he had shin issues.

He's into boxing.

He moved to Los Angeles in 1987. I wonder if he still has an Australian accent.

Well, I shall see in a minute. I'm going to take a break, and then watch an interview.

Before I watch the interview, I'm looking at The Official Costas Mandylor site....or at least they say they're official. I started questioning it, because they have a link to Mandylor on Facebook. I thought. Well, since it's connected to his site, it must be his real Facebook account. But then I started wondering....what if it's a fake official site?

They have that fan made trailer of Hyenas. Or maybe it's not fan-made. They call it un-official. What does that mean?

I'm so confused.

Anyway, here's an interview. It's done by a Greek media thing. He sounds more Greek to me than Australian. His voice is....gravely? Would that be the right term?

Here's an interview for Saw VI. I'm guessing it's from the DVD, probably. Mandylor talks about how he's a funny guy on the set. But in the interview, he doesn't really seem like someone who is very funny. He seems serious. But it could just be that he's nervous. Yeah. He seems nervous. I wish I could see him on a talk show kind of thing. I'd love a Craig Ferguson interview.

I have spent so much time with Mandylor, but I feel so horribly distant from him. I want to get close. I want to bond.

Here's another interview. Mandylor is wearing one of those rubber/plastic bracelet things. I wonder what he's promoting.

He says he's a prankster.

The interviewer asks him about crappy movies he's done. Mandylor says there has been bad movies, and he just puts them down to learning. I support bad movies for struggling actors. I think when you're an actor, there's a point where you're happy to do anything. I have trouble understanding why successful actors are in crappy movies. I watch them, and wonder....did they not notice how bad the writing was? And why didn't the director try to fix the acting?

I kind of think Mandylor is still in a career situation where he doesn't have much choice. I don't think he's at a point where A level scripts are often thrown his way. He's been in a few big films, but in those he seems to get small parts. He gets big roles in the B movies.

Now I could be wrong. Maybe Mandylor truly likes all the scripts he chooses. Maybe we just have really different taste in films.

In a way, I think an actor should be happy for any level of career. There's not enough roles for every successful actor to be in box office hits and/or award winning movies. Some guys are going to end up in soap operas. Some will end up in B movies. Some will become stars of multiple horror sequels. It's better than nothing.

Mandylor says Hollywood is getting on his nerves. He's like me...not a fan of reality TV. He's getting tired of actors who only want to talk about acting. He wants to talk about a variety of things.

This is probably a crazy thing to say. But I see Mandylor as being weird in a certain way. And that certain way is like...well, he reminds me of my relatives. I can totally picture him at one of our family reunions. He would fit in so well.

Mandylor says he admires the actors who take breaks and doesn't act in every piece of crap that's offered his way. That's ironic, because I think Mandylor had one of the longest filmographies I've ever seen. And a lot of it looks like crap. But maybe he means he's going to try to be different for now on. I think he wants to be more selective. If he can financially afford that, I think it would be a wise idea. There's tons of stuff he can do in his spare time: Sports, update Facebook, theatre, watch videos on YouTube, knit sweaters, etc.

Now that I think of it though. Who am I to fault someone for being overly prolific. That's a bit hypocritical, isn't it?


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Tobie Puttock

I haven't done one of these posts in ten days. I know it doesn't seem like that to you guys.

I feel everything is so messed up. I wrote all these posts ahead of time so I wouldn't have to work while in Disney World. But now I feel like I'm on a whole different wavelength than everyone.

Oh well. Eventually things will work themselves out and my posts won't be so untimely. I guess I could just stop writing new posts. That would help. But I WANT to write. It's my therapy. Anyway, I'm going to have to take a few days off in the next couple of weeks. We have planned stuff on certain days, and I won't have enough time to write a post. That should help put things back in timely order.

I feel like my brain is all jumbled right now. I think it's just about feeling overwhelmed. I still need to unpack. I have to do this post. Jack wants me to watch Electric Company with him. I want to start working with the photos from our trip.

I should start. Right?

Tobie Tobie. Who are you?

Oh! He's a chef. That's good. I'm hungry.

I was so happy last night. I weighed myself, and I hadn't gained any weight on the trip. See. When I had my eating disorder, I would stop dieting when we went on vacation. Because my metabolism was so messed up, I'd gain about ten pounds. Literally.

I guess my metabolism is pretty well fixed by this point.

Back to Mr. Puttock....

He was born in Melbourne. That's about all Lord Wiki has for his childhood.

For his higher education,, Puttock went to Box Hill Institute of TAFE. It doesn't look like they have a chef program. Maybe he did Hospitality Management? That's the closest degree to chefness that I can see here.

What would our world be like if we
knew for sure there 
was life after death, and 
we could easily talk to our 
dearly-departed on the Internet?

The Dead are Online a novel by Dina Roberts 

Puttock worked in a restaurant called caffe e cucina. Would that be Spanish? Or is that Italian? I'm guessing Italian. Yeah, Spanish would be Cafe.

Okay. I'm looking at their website. It's Italian. The restaurant has some good vegetarian dishes. I'm impressed with that. I'd be even more impressed if they refused to serve veal. Oh well. You can't have it all.

In 1999, Puttock met that adorable British chef....Jamie Oliver. They worked together at the River Cafe in London. This is an Italian restaurant too. They change their menu daily. That's pretty cool.

After working in London, Puttock returned to Melbourne. He opened up his own restaurant. This was called Termini. I wonder what that word means. I shall ask Google Translator. Well, they say it means terms. Terms? Who would name a restaurant terms?

Oh wait. Lord Wiki says there's a town in Italy called Termini. It's in Sicily. I went to Sicily once. It was BEAUTIFUL. Sadly, I spent only a few short hours there. We were doing the cruise ship thing.

Anyway. According to eatability.com, the restaurant has closed. But when it was open (in the good old days) it was on Fitzroy Street.

While Puttock did his restaurant, he also made appearances on the TV show Ready Steady Cook.

Then in 2001, Jamie Oliver creeped back into Puttock's life. Oliver was pretty famous by this time. He wanted Puttock to join him in a lovely project. They would train underprivileged people for restaurant stuff. Puttock said yes, and returned to London. He helped Oliver start up a restaurant called Fifteen. The name refers to the fifteen apprentices that would transform into fabulous chefs.

It sounds like a brilliant program. They take young people who are unemployed, homeless, overcoming substance abuse problems, etc. Then they give them on the job training. I STRONGLY support programs like this. I wonder if Tim knows about it. I think he once told me he'd be interested in doing something like this. I wonder if he knew about Jamie Oliver's program. Maybe that's where he got the idea in the first place.

Tim would be SO good at it. He's a great cook, and he's good at working with young adults. Well, at least they seem to like him a lot. Tim has a lot of charisma. Don't tell him that though because he also has a huge ego.

It seems right now there are four of these Fifteen restaurants. There's one in London, one in Melbourne, one in Amsterdam, and one in Cornwall. All right. I'm going to sound like one of those Americans interviewed by Charles Firth. Where is Cornwall? Wait. Is it the UK? I'm getting a UK vibe here.

Okay. Yes. It's in the UK. So maybe I'm NOT a totally ignorant American. It took me a few seconds, but then it clicked in my brain.

Oy. But now I can't remember where Amsterdam is. I just think of it as the place where pot is legal. Is it in the Netherlands?

YES! I'm right. I am feeling so totally smart right now.

In 2002, Jamie Oliver turned his restaurant project into a TV show. Well, that lowers the beauty of it a bit...at least in my eyes. Reality TV is just way too exploitive. But maybe this show wasn't so bad.

Although I can't tell whether his show was a reality TV type show with the fifteen apprentices; OR whether it was just an educational type program with Oliver himself.

Well, from what Lord Wiki says....it seems it was more of a reality TV show.

Puttock helped Oliver with all that stuff for a few years. Then he got homesick and wanted to return to Australia. What they decided to do was set up a spin off program in Melbourne.

In 2006, they had a TV show of the Melbourne program. Currently (according to Lord Wiki) Puttock is the executive chef of the restaurant.

Here's their website. They work with people within the ages of 16-24. I'm guessing the program is fairly competitive....I mean if they have only fifteen slots.

Here it says they get about three hundred applicants. I'm surprised they don't get much more than that.

They eventually narrow the applicants down to thirty. Then they take these folks out to a three day camp. I guess there the group is cut down to fifteen.

I wonder how that effects people who are NOT chosen to be in the program. It's hard enough for ANYONE to be rejected. But when you live a disadvantaged life, get your hopes up, and then have then shattered..... It might be a bit devastating. I know life is full of disappointments. We can't save anyone. But it would be nice if they could perhaps increase the numbers a bit. Tim works in nonprofits and he said something to me the other day. I forgot his exact words. It was somewhere along the lines of it's good to help a few people, but even better if you can help a lot of people. I'm not sure if he made that up, or heard it from someone else.

I mean sometimes you have only enough resources to start out helping a small group of people. And that's fine. But if you get enough money and resources, then I think expanding is the right thing to do.

This page of their website says it costs $50,000 for the training of one chef. I don't get that. Why would it cost so much money to train someone? I'd like to know how that money is used. Are the materials that expensive?

Well, it looks like some of the money goes towards welfare support and travel expenses. That makes sense. Maybe that money actually goes towards the apprentices' living expenses? Maybe the money is kind of like their salary?

I'm almost done with Lord Wiki here. He provides a few pieces of personal information. Puttock is married. That happened in 2007. He is the godfather of one of Jamie Oliver's daughters.

Okay. I'm done there. Now I'm going to look at the restaurant website. Before I was just looking at the charity/foundation site.

Hey, maybe this can be our key to moving to Australia. Tim would be perfect for this organization. He's a great cook. He works well with young people. He has experience working with troubled folks. And no, I'm not just talking about his wife. He was a crisis counselor at one point. He taught at a cooking school. He now has experience working with nonprofit organizations.

Okay yeah. Let's be honest. I can't deny it. I'm hoping Tobie Puttock googles himself, finds this post, and wants to hire Tim. Hopefully, it wouldn't involve reality TV stuff. But I can sacrifice my principles about that if it involves moving to Australia. Plus, it would be Tim on TV, not me.

Anyway, back to the restaurant site. I'm going to look at their menu. I don't see any veal. Awesome! Although I could be missing it.

It looks like they have a new head chef. I guess that's different from Puttock's role as executive head chef. This new chef is from South Africa. He totally looks like someone Tim would enjoy working with.

Puttock has his own website. He's a very handsome man. I'm looking at his photo right now. Okay, maybe I'm trying to brown nose a bit. But really. He isn't bad looking.

Here Puttock gives some facts about himself. He was born in 1974. I'm two years older than him.

Besides cooking, he also likes snowboarding and skateboarding. Tim doesn't do those things, but he does do martial arts.

Oh! He has lived in Italy and Switzerland. Tim has pretty just just lived in America. He did live in Korea, but that doesn't really count. He left when he was a toddler and doesn't remember any of it.

Puttock has books out there. They're all about Italian cooking. I wonder if his love for Italy is like my love for Australia.

Puttock believes in organic foods, and eating seasonally. I do too. I believe in all that stuff. But sometimes it's hard to find it in Fort Worth. Well, organic is not too hard to find. It's hard to find local produce. The selection is very limited. We probably need to search for some kind of farmer's market or something.

Even outside of environmental and produce issues, it would probably be better to eat seasonally. It makes things more special. We don't do it. We eat anything any old time. But it would be nice to save gingerbread for the winter months, watermelon for summer, pumpkin for autumn, Peeps for Easter time, etc. We do pretty much drink eggnog only around November and December though.

Thinking about food and seasons....it's still hard for my brain to adjust to the holidays
of Australia. I think the strangest for me is Easter. Since I'm not Christian, Easter to me is about spring. It's eggs and the birth of new flowers. It's baby bunnies and baby chicks. It's about renewal. It seems so weird to have spring in the autumn. Autumn to me is pumpkin and gourds. It's cinnamon, cloves, and nutmegs....warm reds and oranges. It's about getting ready for winter.

Puttock has some video clips on his site. He's promoting his book. He talks about dietary requirements. It sounds like he's sensitive to this. That's good. I prefer those types of chefs.

Now he's cooking on the video. He's making pasta. Yum.

Puttock has a blog. He did his most recent entry on the first day of November. That would be Halloween in America.

The blog entry is really short. It says he's going to have another book coming out in August 2010.

This other entry talks about Puttock's garden. I'm going to be honest here. This is one area that Tim is NOT good at. Gardening. He's tried a few times. We're jinxed or something. We try to grow stuff, and it just dies. Jack and I did finally manage a few green bean plants. But I think we got a total of about four beans from that project. I'm NOT giving up though. I think next spring we're going to try squash. Or maybe we'll do an herb garden. That might be fun.

Well, I think I'm going to stop here. I need to finish the unpacking. The cool thing is I don't have major laundry to catch up with. We had laundry in our apartment, so I did that before packing.

Isla Fisher

Isla Fisher is significant to me, because she's the last name I added to the list before we went to Australia.

I guess that can give you an idea of how long the list is.

We've been back since the beginning of March. I think I started back on these biography posts in April. So it's taken me two months to get through all those names.

The next few people on the list are ones I added while in Australia. After that are people I added when we got back.

This weekend, I added a whole huge bunch more people.

Do I feel I've run out of Australians? 

No, definitely not. I'm thinking this thing could go on forever.

Anyway, back to Isla Fisher.

There are three things I know about her.

A) She was in The Wedding Crashers.
B) She's romantically linked to Sacha Baron Cohen (married? Engaged? Dating?)
C) She converted to Judaism

I guess I shall go and find out more!

I just saw photos of her while passing through Google. She looks a lot like the woman in Enchanted. I know it's not the same person, though.

Maybe I should compare photos.

All right. Here is Fisher:




And here is Amy Adams from Enchanted.




I mean they don't look EXACTLY alike. But I do think they look enough alike to make me confused.

Okay. I'll go start talking to Lord Wiki.

Baby Isla was born 3 February 1976. She's a few years younger than me.

She's an Aquarius like my dad.

I'll go to the Birthday Website to find her numerology number.

She's a 1 like Tim. 1 is about independence and leadership.

Fisher was born in Oman. 

I know that's in the Middle East, but I'm not sure where. I'll go see.

Okay, Oman borders Saudi Arabia to the south. And it's Yemen's eastern neighbor.

Fisher's parents lived in Oman, because Daddy Fisher was doing bank work for the United Nations.

Originally her parents were Scottish.

Isla was named after an island in Scotland. 

The island is not Isla, but Islay. I wonder why they took off the y.

Fisher has four brothers.

What else?

I guess she didn't spend too much time in Oman. The family moved back to Scotland. Then when she was six, the family moved to Perth. I wonder why. I guess maybe it was a work-related thing?

Her acting career began at about the age of nine. She did commercials and then won roles on Aussie shows—Bay City and Paradise Beach.

YouTube has a clip of her on Paradise Beach. She played a character named Robin. She looks MUCH older than nine, so I'm guessing there was quite a space between her first commercials and first TV show appearances.

For school, Fisher went to Methodist Ladies' College. Lord Wiki says she did some acting there.

Here's something I didn't know. Fisher wrote novels. She did this when she was eighteen with the help of her mother. 

Ha! I wrote novels when I was eighteen WITHOUT the help of my mother. So there! Although Fisher's novels were published and bestsellers. Mine were not. Maybe that's where I went wrong. Maybe I should have had my mom help me.

The novels are called Bewitched and Seduced by Fame. Have any of you read them? I want to read them. I love teen fiction like that.

The books were published in 1996. I'm guessing the reason they were bestsellers is she was a popular actress. I'm not saying this means the books are bad. They could be very good. But even good books are hard to sell without publicity. And being an actress on a popular show is very good publicity.

All right. Here we go. When the books were published, Fisher was on Home and Away. And I know that's pretty damn popular.

I thought this would be a light and fun post for me today.

But it turns out Fisher played an anorexic on Home and Away. I personally think (from what I've seen just now on YouTube) that it was well done. They deal with the denial of the patient. I KNOW what anorexia is, but I DON'T have it. And they deal with the struggle of some parents. Do you invade your child's privacy and intrude on their boundaries, or do you allow them to starve to death?

In the late 90's, Fisher left the soap opera. She went to Europe for awhile. She did theater school in Paris. She did a show in the UK called Pantomine. I've never heard of that. I'll have to go read about it. 

I guess it's not the name of a show but a type of show. They're usually done around Christmas time.

Lord Wiki says it's not often done in The United States. That might explain why I've never heard of it. He does say we have shows that originated as Pantomine. Peter Pan is given as an example. One of the trademarks of Pantomine is boys being played by young woman.

Another trademark is the actors throw out candy to the audience. I love that! When I was young, my sister and I'd go to these rollerskating events on the weekends. I don't remember much, but I do remember them throwing candy to us.

Fisher's American career began in 2002. She appeared in Scooby-Doo. 

Wedding Crashers came three years later.

After that, she was in a movie called London. I don't think I've ever heard of it. It's actually about a person named London and not the city. 

It doesn't look that interesting to me...personally.

I'm looking at all these movies she has been in recently. They don't sound that familiar to me.

There's The Lookout. It's a thriller crime type thing.

It doesn't look like my type of thing. I could be wrong.

There's Hot Rod. That also looks like something I'd have no interest in.

There's Wedding Daze which has the alternate title of The Pleasure of Your Company. 

This movie actually sounds really good to me. At least I like the premise. IMDb describes the plot, THE NEXT GIRL I SEE is a comedy that shows us that love has nothing to do with perfection. After losing the woman of his dreams, Anderson is convinced he'll never fall in love again. But at the urging of his best friend, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named Katie and an innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that both have been looking for all along.  

Oh wow. I guess the movie has THREE titles.

There's Definitely Maybe. That one sounds pretty good to me. It's another romantic comedy. The plot sounds a LOT like How I Met Your Mother.

She had a part in Horton Hears a Who. 

I haven't seen that one yet. I heard there were some anti-homeschooling stuff, but I'm not sure whether it was really negative or just fun/silly.

Fisher was in Confessions of a Shopaholic. I think I remember hearing that it got awful reviews. I've read some of the books. I thought they were cute.

Now Lord Wiki talks about the personal stuff.

He says she lives with her fiance, so I guess they haven't gotten married yet.

They live in Los Angeles and London. They met in Sydney.

She converted to Judaism after three years of study. Did she convert before she met Cohen? Is that why she converted? Or did she convert, because she wanted to be Jewish and then later met him?

Fisher has a baby. I'm guessing Cohen is the father?

It seems her family is quite scattered.

Her mother and brothers live in Greece.

Her dad lives in Germany.

Wow.

Anyway, I'm done with Lord Wiki. I'm going to go play with Jack for awhile and then I'll do more research.

I'm back.

I'm going to look on IMDb. I usually like their trivia stuff.

Her first job was in a lottery commercial. Fisher was so excited for the roll that she hyperventilated and almost fainted. That's very cute. I like enthusiastic, grateful people.

Her mother is a romance novelist. I wonder if she wrote any books besides the ones she helped her daughter write.

She's friends with Naomi Watts. Watts is best friends with Nicole Kidman. Does that mean Fisher is friends with Kidman as well. Do they have a circle-of-friends type thing going on?

From what I'm reading here, Fisher converted to Judaism because of Cohen.

As a child, she loved Elvis Presley. She'd tell people she was going to marry him. She didn't learn until later that he was already dead.

After her baby, Fisher said she was not going to worry about losing weight. Good on her. 

I was the same way. I made no attempt to lose weight after Jack was born. I did go on a diet when he was about a year old. And then I went on THE diet when he was three. 

That was bad. But still. I, at least, didn't worry about my weight in those first several months.

Fisher has the same height as me. That's pretty cool. We're both 5 ft 3 inches.

I'm done with IMDb. Now I'm going to crawl over to a fan site.

Here's some biography stuff. She had a happy, outdoorsy childhood. She said she wanted to write, because her mom wrote. But after her two novels, she decided she didn't want to do it anymore. 

She feels writing is isolating. I agree with her to a point. It CAN be isolating. But it doesn't have to be. You don't have to write all day and night. You can isolate yourself, write, and then go out and be social.

Now I'm looking at the trivia page.

The actress Ann Margaret was Fisher's inspiration in becoming an actress.

She's a fan of Juno and Ellen Page. When my Sims 3 twins turned from toddlers into children they looked SO much like Ellen Page. It was almost spooky. Now they're teenagers and look less like her. One now looks like Francine Carrothers from The Electric Company.

She loves Morocco.

Okay and we have quotes.

Fisher says, Do I work out? Gosh no. I'm not a big fan of that. So how do you look like this? Um. I don't like to say it but I am fortunate in that I just have good genes. My mum is small and so am I.

When I first came out of the eating-disorder closet I came to the conclusion that almost all small people had an eating disorder. I mean minus people with Cystic Fibrosis and stuff like that.

I probably don't believe that anymore. I think sometimes people do have genes that make them have extreme weights. Some people are very fat. Some people are very thin.

I don't really buy into the idea that someone can't help being that thin. I mean unless they have a disease like Cystic Fibrosis or some other metabolic disorder. There are people who whine about being too thin. They don't want to be that thin. They want to gain weight. They hate that people judge them for being thin. What I want to know is are they on special diets to help them gain weight? If someone has genes that make them obese, and they're unhappy with this, I'd hope they'd adjust the amount of food they eat. If someone has genes that make them very thin, and they're unhappy with their weight, I'd hope they'd make adjustments.

Cystic Fibrosis is a whole different story. It's very hard for people with CF to digest their food. They have to eat huge amounts of calories, and they STILL often stay horribly thin.

But if someone sits there looking like an eating disorder skeleton and says I don't have an eating disorder! I'm fine. If this person eats 1600-2000 calories a day, I'd say yes, they don't have an eating disorder. But I'd also say they're not working very hard to give themselves a healthy looking and normal body size.

I'm not trying to insult Fisher.

I think it's just so complicated. Most female actresses are VERY thin. Some are that thin, because they have an eating disorder. Some are that thin, because they have genes that enable them to eat normally without gaining weight. Either way, though, the rest of us see them. And the rest of us compare our bodies to them. Some of us develop eating disorders. Other people don't, but their self-esteem may still fall down a few notches.

I don't know.....

I just think it would be nice if we had more adorable healthy-sized women on our TV and movie screens.

Some people say that doesn't matter. They say eating disorders are purely genetic. Thin models and actresses play no part.

I disagree.

I disagree from my own personal experience.

My desire to be very thin has returned. I keep trying to shake it, but it keeps returning. When I see super skinny actresses, that feeling gets stronger. When I turn on the television and see a beautiful actress that doesn't look like a skeleton, the bad feelings start to fade a bit. Some of my favorite TV shows feature actresses that have what I feel are very good bodies. The actresses are still slim. But they're healthy-looking slim. They have curves. I am grateful to these actresses because right now I need them.

And I know that sounds incredibly selfish and maybe even narcissistic. I want actresses to gain weight, so I don't feel this pressure to be thin. Maybe it's like an alcoholic at a party with a lot of people drinking. Eventually you have to come to the point where you say other people have the right to drink. I can't ask them all to stop to make it easier for me.

So....I can't ask actresses to stop being super skinny. Instead, I'll just be very grateful towards the ones who are not.

Anyway, back to Fisher. She says, I miss Tim Tams and Bondi Beach and the smell of suncream. I think if you were to generalise about an Aussie then I'm an example of one.

I don't have to miss Tim Tams, because we finally found them in America. You can buy them at Target.

She wants to play Lady Macbeth. She says it's one of the best roles out there. I agree.

Her first job was collecting and selling horse poop. Fun!

There's a lot Isla Fisher fan sites out there. I'm not going to look at all of them. I'm sure most of them have the same stuff.

This blogger confesses to having a girl crush on Fisher. She's like me--has a soft spot in her heart for Australians. The blogger says, Isla is living proof that you can have it all. She has a successful career, a fiance who she obviously hearts (she spent 3 years converting for him!), and an adorable daughter – not to mention she looks stunning while doing it all. I’m totally crushing on Isla Fisher.

I'm not sure I have a crush on Fisher yet. She's definitely cute. It's just I haven't seen her in a lot of stuff. She hasn't yet won my heart.

I don't think I have any current girl crushes. My last one was Amanda Seyfriend from Mamma Mia, but that's faded a bit.

I still have my old favorites....Alyssa Milano, Indina Menzel, Patricia Arquette..... Strangely, I don't think I've ever had a girl-crush on any Australian actresses. How nuts is that!

 I had a thing for Jessica Napier in McLeod's Daughters. But she's a Kiwi.

Well, Fisher might end up being first. I've found something to win me over. She didn't stop breastfeeding when her child turned a year old. Awesome. She jokes that she's going to breastfeed him until the kid goes to college.

I used to joke about that too, but I was always a little scared it would end up coming true. It was like one of those half-jokes...or a I HOPE I'm joking here. I have a feeling almost all long-term breastfeeding moms fear they're going to have that kid who is still breastfeeding in college.

Anyway, good on Fisher for breastfeeding a toddler. And good on her for going public about it. I wonder if she received the grief that Salma Hayak received.

This article says she wore breastfeeding friendly outfits for Confessions of a Shopaholic. The article also says, unlike the character she played, she doesn't like shopping much. I'm beginning to like this girl more and more!

Here's an interview with Fisher. It talks a lot about fashion. She said she had to do a fitting that lasted twelve hours. She jokes that she lost the will to live at two hours. I'd probably be like that. I'm not sure I'd even last thirty minutes. I don't mind trying on clothes, but I get tired of it very quickly.

She loved the Shopaholic books. That's good. I find it a little sad when an actor is in a movie, based on a book, and they announce they never read the book before.

I forgot this. The character in the book is British. For the movie, they turned her into an American. Why? If anything, why didn't they just make her Australian? Then Fisher wouldn't have to fake an accent.

I am now strongly disliking Jerry Bruckheimer. She started the movie a few months after giving birth. He worried she would not be thin enough. He would interrogate her about what she ate, and he set down rules about her diet. No muffins. No bread. No pasta. And although I'm against lying, I'm very glad Fisher did so. She ate all that stuff despite his rules.

I think this interview is the one that has been quoted in so many other articles and websites. I'm seeing a lot of things I've seen before, but here it's in its entirety rather than little sound bites.

It's sad that people quote from it without giving the source.

She said she doesn't have scales. She doesn't weigh herself. That's great...very brave.

I stopped weighing myself at one point. I think it was towards the end of my eating disorder. Tim suggested it. I stopped weighing myself everyday and started weighing myself once a month. But I'd get too scared and anxious on the monthly weigh-ins. Then I put the scale away. The problem is I had go to the doctor for my yearly check-up.

I was so nervous. I even considered telling them, Hey look. I had an eating disorder. I don't want to know what I weigh. Please don't tell me. But I was too embarrassed to say that. 

I guess also I was scared the nurse would say something nasty like, Girl. Trust me you don't have an eating disorder. Look how much you weigh. That is NOT an eating disorder.

I doubt they'd say that, though. I think the place I go to is pretty good. I never had an appointment when I was very thin, but I did go when I was close to be underweight (I had already gained back some of the weight). I started asking the nurse practitioner these questions about obesity; worrying that I had the wrong shaped body (apple instead of a pear). She reassured me I was thin enough and told me I really shouldn't be losing more weight. And then when I've come back close to thirty pounds heavier, no one there has said anything about my weight. I'm grateful for that; even though I'm still embarrassed.

Well, now I've lost a little bit of love for Fisher. She says she's GRATEFUL to Bruckheimer for getting her a trainer and making her lose weight. Maybe I shouldn't have been so impressed with her reaction— lying and eating behind his back. I think I'd be more impressed with the actress who stands up and speaks out. I'm not going on a diet. I just had a baby. Take me as I am or forget about it.

I'm a hypocrite saying that, though. If it was me, I'd bitch about him behind his back. I'd cry and complain. Then I'd start limiting my diet to carrots and apples.

I'm looking at Google News now.

In this celebrity gossip site, she complains about being so small. If it's about height, I can give her a tiny bit of sympathy. But she's my height (although this article puts her at an inch shorter). I'm classified as petite, but I don't really think I'm THAT small. I don't think it's something to complain about. Being short and thin is not a huge handicap in the film industry.

A commenter on the Entertainment Weekly website agrees with me about Fisher looking like Amy Adams.

This article annoys me. It's celebrity gossip stuff, so I can hope it's not true. She complains about Hollywood's body fascism. We know she's not interested in dieting. Nor does she like exercising. She doesn't own a scale. Yet in this article she says she uses super strength tightening garments to hide the weight she gained after pregnancy. I see a picture of her. Either these garments are AMAZING, or more likely she's a small post-pregnancy person trying to look even smaller.

Fisher says, I really felt like there's so much pressure on young women in show business. There's so much body fascism. I don't buy into any of it. But I do have good genes.

There's just something not right about that. If she's against this fascism, why doesn't she just wear normal clothes? Why does she try so hard to hide the weight she's gained?

I don't know. Maybe I CAN be understanding. I was thinking....it's kind of like Jack and education. Jack is naturally smart. It's in his GENES. I really don't have to put much effort into teaching him. Yet I'm against parents pushing their kids to learn. I'm strongly against parents doing flashcards with their babies, and/or pushing their kids to get into prestigious preschools. I hate all that. I think it's ridiculous when parents worry that their five and six-year-olds are not reading yet. But maybe it's easy for me to be against all that, because I don't have to worry about it much.

I'm trying to see Fisher's viewpoint here. It's like saying this is NATURAL for me. I don't have to put effort into it. But I don't expect it to be easy for other people. I think we should lay off and be more relaxed about weight.

And so that's a fine attitude to have. It's fair. I just think I'd be able to take it more seriously if she didn't wear the tight fitting garments....if she let it all hang out once in awhile.

I guess the test would come if and when Fisher's genes finally fail her. If she gains some weight and is no longer tiny, is she going to keep eating muffins, avoid exercising, and ignoring the scale....or is she going to get that weight off as fast as she can?

I can't be very impressed with a skinny woman who is relaxed about weight. I'm much more impressed with women who are my size and happy with what they weigh.

It's hard, though. This article talks about how Fisher was criticized for being fat while pregnant. How pathetic and sad is that? There's a photo of her. She's still tiny.

The truth is it's hard to be brave in a world that is so superficial, judgmental, and cruel.