Thursday, April 23, 2009

Magical Travel Powers

The other night, I watched part of the movie Jumper with Tim. It's about people who have the power to travel around the world using teleportation. Tim remarked that I'd love that power. I could get to Australia so easily. That thought inspired me to do a survey about magical travel powers.

So....which would you chose?

1. Teleportation-You could travel anywhere around the world at will. No restrictions and no hazards to your health. Whatever you could hold or carry would come with you. Therefore, you could take friends and family members. You could also bring any luggage you might need. You would however have to find accommodations if you wanted to sleep over. You would also need to pay for any expenses.

2. Money! Money! Money-You couldn't jump easily from continent to continent, but you'd have enough money to go First Class. Or you could even take a private jet. You can stay in the most expensive hotels, eat in five star restaurants, go on VIP tours, etc. You could get all the clothes and makeovers you desire. The catch is you can't take any of it home with you. And you can't use any of the money for your home life. You can have all the money you want, but it can only be used for travel.

3. Calorie free eating-You can eat anything you want without worrying about gaining a pound. You might get a tummy ache though, and you'd also have to pay for the food.

4. Sex!-When you're traveling you can have sex with anyone you want (as long as they're over 17!!!). You just wiggle your little magical nose, and the person you desire will suddenly desire you. If you never want to see them again, you just say a magic little word and they'll never want to see you again too. Sex with no strings attached! Now if you DO want to see them again, there's no magic to help you. The power won't make people fall in love with you. But you can hope; and use your natural charm.

5. You're the Star!-You get your own travel show. Don't expect luxury. The show is about traveling on the cheap. You get to stay at motels, hostels, and caravan parks. But you'll became famous. People will love you more than Susan Boyle. You'll have more Twitter followers than Ashton Kutcher. People will name their dogs and cats after you. Everywhere you go people will ask for your autograph.

6. Memories and Documentation-All your travel memories will be magically transformed into novel length books. The books will have all (or almost all) of your thoughts and experiences, illustrated with numerous photographs that you didn't even notice were being taken. The book will be enjoyable to read and you can pass them onto your grandchildren. You could also opt to turn the books into blog entries.

I would pick #1.

How about you?