Dear Actor Who Hates Zionists

Dear Actor Who Hates Zionists,

I hate you back.

Tradition has it that I'm to say you're untalented and that I never liked your work.

But that's not true.

I think you're very talented, and I used to love your work.

You have made me laugh.

You've brought joy to my life.

I even managed to laugh a little, watching you, after I already knew how much you hated people like me.  

But mostly I just felt....

Well, I felt like most people feel when they know someone hates them.  

I'm a bit delusional at times, and I've had this fantasy that you meet me and suddenly think, She's so nice! Maybe I don't hate Zionists after all!

But that's very far-fetched.  Because A) we live in different worlds.  The chance of us meeting is like one in a zillion. B) I'm very much lacking charm and adorability.  If we did meet, you'd probably come away hating Zionists even more.

Anyway....

I'm going to end this with a polite lie. It might be partially the truth.  I'm not sure.

I wish you well in your career and life. Good-bye.