Thursday, August 5, 2010

Blogging From Australia

It turns out I may be extremely delusional.

I THOUGHT I was blogging from America.

But according to Google, my blog is from Australia.

I'm wondering if it has citizenship then. Or is it just on a tourist visa? Maybe it has permanent residency.

I was very jealous of my cousin for moving to Australia.

Now I'm going to have to be jealous of my own damn blog.

Maybe I AM in Australia. Maybe I'm in a mental hospital, imagining that I'm an American wishing I was in Australia. That's unlikely to be true, but it would make for a good novel.