Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Aliens and Stuff

You know what would be really cool?

If Julian Assange got together with Fox Mulder.  I bet he could be REALLY helpful to Mulder.

With WikiLeaks uncovering all these government secrets, I guess they won't be able to hide the secret alien stuff anymore.

All these people accuse Obama of not being born in America.  Hell, how do we even know he's from EARTH??????

You know that's the story I'm going to go with. Despite his rudeness towards Assange, Obama IS a good guy. It's just that he's from another planet, and he needs to keep that a secret.  So of course he's going to lash out.